Dry Pineapple

Drying someone's pineapple, when someone soaks up all the juice from a woman's vagina.

"Hey Jill, how are you?"

"Pretty good, my boyfriend & I ust demos the dry pineapple."

by Toffeincoffee June 5, 2022

swallow the pineapple

Giving a blowjob to a well endowed samoian with dry skin

I met this great guy at the party but when i went down on him I felt like i was having to swallow the pineapple.

by funny old guy March 12, 2011

pineapple

Simply, the pineapple is not a fucking apple so why don't you just look up apple you fucking retard.

You know a pineapple isn't an apple.

by Urban Dictionary #666 January 1, 2017

Pineapple

Military slang usually used by privates to describe an American grenade.

I detonated that insurgent sniper to hell with my green pineapple.

American grenades are obviously Superior to German ones because they look like a pineapple rather than a dildo.

by Goatmangold September 4, 2022

Pineapple

Throwing up/vomiting profusely.

My friend went all pineapple after we went out drinking last night.

MFBNREMF

by Gennay from the block. June 4, 2018

Pineapple Pizza

The best pizza topping in the whole world. So great you won't set people on fire

I wanted to get someone today, but instead I grabbed myself a pineapple pizza

by Hespurr March 6, 2024

pineapple

a tropical fruit, often eaten before sex or head to make cum taste better.

girl~ daddy can i come over?

boy ~ only if you eat that pineapple first.

by wwertyv February 16, 2020