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sitting and working

This is so boring that you will slump over your computer and by some magical coincidence type this then roll over and hit enter. When you wake up you're like what the hell happened??? Otherwise you like sitting and working for some reason or you are being forced to do it.
1234567890: Hey you're sitting and working aren't you???
0987654321: Yep i am.

*1234567890 goes away*
0987654321: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
5 minutes later
0987654321: ^yawn^
whats this some definition of sitting and working. how did this appear

0987654321 goes home feeling weird
by hissingcobra May 1, 2022
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shittington cumming

During intercourse, someone takes a shit on your face as you finish cumming over sweating naked bodies
Dude 1: I just started shittington cumming all over your face
Dude 2: What the actual fuck
by dummy thicc mop May 17, 2022
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swetting

when you're sweating but it's sweet sweat since you tried it.
yesterday I was swetting quite a lot
by mitchling June 18, 2022
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Shitting on the dog

Dallas's parents caught us shitting on the dog last night
by THChris June 19, 2022
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shitting bricks

shirting bricks means when someone is having an over reactive reaction to something.
i just asked a simple question why are you shitting bricks?
by arlo9999 June 26, 2022
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Sitting Gay

Sitting Gay is a phrase used to describe a way someone is sitting, however if someone is sitting gay it does not mean the person is gay. Sitting Gay does not have a defined position, as if someone is sitting gay you can tell, and the person sitting gay will know that they are sitting gay. A strange part of the sitting gay lore is the large amount of animals which sit in gay poses, the most common animal to do this is elephants and bears.
“Why is he sitting gay?”
by HotFrog June 30, 2022
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sitting couch

A out door piece of furniture made for 3-5 people.

Preferably used when:

A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.

¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):

a) rain secure a tarp
by juyshbocks July 5, 2022
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