dick surfing

A guy lays on his back while a chick sits on his dick and uses it as a surf board

Sally, lets go dick surfing!

by kittycatporn January 7, 2012

butthole surfer

A surfer who always crashes in on another persons wave. (Especially in Cruz!)

"I waited an hour for that wave but that butthole surfer crashed in on whats mine"

by Josh January 18, 2005

grindcore/surf/christian rap

grindcore/surf/christian rap is montage of empty metal shit, the sound of the waves and the virtuous morals of The Shephard. A beautiful representation of god's ability to rhyme. After all, what is rap without God?

nomeSTAR is a wonderful example of the afore mentioned fusion.

by jimbimallybimbim July 27, 2005

couch surfing

when a someone is on a couch that is being dragged by a moving vehicle

Dude, Jacob surfed all the way down the neighborhood when he was couch surfing last night

by drenched January 12, 2009

Surf and Turf

What you see when a chick sticks her ankles up behind her ears, with the Surf being the snapper and the Turf being the boobies.

"Dude, did you see that naked chick with her ankles behind her ears?" "Yeah I got a picture, but I missed her face. All I got was the Surf and Turf." "Cool, that's all I wanted anyway. Can you send it to me?"

by B Train 'N D Bone June 12, 2009

the surfboard

take a chick to the beach...wax up your surfboard and rail some hooker...right before your about to bust your hot sauce, slide her off the board and tell her to close her eyes for a nice suprise...pick up the surfboard and WHAMMO!!! crack right across the chest with it...then blow your load in her eyes...ben stein then runs on the beach and says "clear eyes...WOOOOOW!"

who the fuck cares...this is just hypothetical shit

by sal February 10, 2004

silver surfer

The act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's feet and then proceeds to give her a foot massage.

Dude, I totally gave Suzy a silver surfer last night!

by tomphoofer August 13, 2007