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To squirrel

To act shifty, shady; to act like a squirrel; to be mischievous in one's actions. Similar to someone's actions if they resemble a squirrel narrowly avoiding being run over by a car (jump in the air, twisting, full body evasion).
"He squirrelled his way into our board game night!"
"She was acting squirrely the other night"

"To squirrel or not to squirrel out of this event, that is the question."
by SquirrelTalk December 21, 2016
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Dirt Squirrel

Similar to a Red Neck, a Dirt Squirrel is poor, uneducated and uncouth. The difference is Dirt Squirrel's have dirty necks and can't actually achieve a "red neck." More commonly found in the Rural southwest regions of the USA. Most notably being from Arizona. Dirt Squirrels rarely bathe. Often crooked teeth but always yellowish tartar build up and bad breath. Live in dirty, cluttered and over crowded conditions.
Look at those Dirt Squirrels over there Dirt Squirreling it up!
by wci2003 April 11, 2019
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Hunting the squirrel

Last night I walked in on my girl watching porn and hunting the squirrel. I wasn't upset, I jumped right in!
by Chrypt November 8, 2017
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You Should Have Bought a Squirrel

A funny, and quick way of saying "In hindsight". A reference to something done in the recent past that led to something going wrong, something that didn't have to happen if the person made a different choice.
Instead of saying: You know, in hindsight, you really didn't need to drink seven cups of coffee. Now you've made yourself sick.

Just say: You should have bought a squirrel.
by Patience Q Jones March 1, 2023
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Squirrel's Nest

A hotbead for or gathering of many young girls with tasy little asses.
This kegger is a fukkin' Squirrel's nest, bud!
by Real Walsh May 14, 2007
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squirrel

1) A cute fluffy squirrel with a bushy tail...that often likes to make you wreck your car.

2) The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth with such force that it causes her cheeks to puff out, like a squirrel.
1) I was so busy looking at the squirrel climb the tree that I rear ended the other car...

2) Man, I gave my girl a squirrel last night and laughed my ass off.
by Ryan Browne January 9, 2009
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