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Cock Sniper 

1.
A guy who lacks self confidence, resulting in a lowered position of head, usually aimed toward the ground, generally at the same area as a cock.

2.

a gay guy who when entering a conversation takes an irrational amount of time to observe ones crotch region thoroughly before replying.

3.

The same as when guys stare at girls tits and talk to them, except it's a girl staring at your dick.
person 1: Dude, does Jackie have neck problems?

person 2: Nah bro, she's just a cock sniper.

person 1: what a Ho.

person 2: agreed.
Cock Sniper by JandJwords November 13, 2009
Jack:"I posted a definition on Urban Dictionary today. It got rejected."
Jill: "Aww man! That's snide!
Snide by Black Sheep :) May 28, 2010

DC sniper 

When a Man cums on a random passer by from a concealed location
Hey man did you see that old lady over there? Im totally going to give her a DC sniper!
DC sniper by Hizzary Dizzle January 1, 2006
An exclamation expressed when one party decieves or succedes versus the opposing party or aquinatance into looking unintelligent or lacking of skill in the specific event; event could be lucky therefore loudly expressing the word "Sniped!" may result in the opposing party or aquintance into believing skill was actually planned.
(On basketball court)
Hugh Jass - "You'll never score from there"
(shot goes in)
Harry Pitts- "Sniped!"
Sniped by Ciaran225 January 17, 2008
when you make an unusually long cum shot into a girl's vagina causing her to get pregnant
dude i snipered her from 50 feet away, i'm fucked

Backrow Snipeshow 

An event that occurs in (mainly) a high school classroom and sometimes even a university lecture hall. The act in which an innocent student attempts to answer a question posed by a teacher, and, upon incorrectly answering said question, the snipeshow occurs. First, an occupant of the backrow of the classroom will stand up, point, and yell "sniiiiiipeshow" so as to single-handedly verbally abuse the student who wrongfully responded to the question.

Rarest of all, however, occurs when an Ultimate BackRow Snipeshow occurs, where, prior to the unleashing of the snipage, the lights dim and there is utter silence in the room. Once the snipe has been performed, the victim will then run from the room and never return to class out of sheer public embarrasment.

i. eminated from Iroquois Ridge in Oakville, ON, Canada
Teacher: And so therefore, who can tell me what the quotient divisor of a negative reciprocal of the root based power of integer 93 will be?

Student: X squared to the two-eights over 9

Teacher: No.

<Split-second moment of silence>

(BackRow Snipeshow)

Kid: SANNNNNNIPPPPPPED!
Backrow Snipeshow by kroozie March 22, 2006