hide the sausage

Can be used as a term to describe meetings that do not accomplish anything but wasting your valuable time. Usually meetings that consist of sales or production meetings, could also be board meetings. Being in meetings of this sort makes you want to beat the hell out of whoever is in charge of you. This type of meeting is usally accompanied by complete asshatery. And is a complete waste of time.

Hey man where are you going so late in the day. Oh you didn't hear...The higher ups are calling a late night hide the sausage meeting. Yeah I know those things suck. It's complete asshatery at its finest. Well let me go I have to go and play hide the sausage.

by pantyteamaster May 9, 2009

Sausage Slayer

A girl who fucks so hard, she fucks guys cocks up

Girl 1: Oh my god jodie, I heard what you did to that guys dick last night you Sausage Slayer!
Girl 2: Hell yeah, I fucked that guy Gooooood!
Girl 1: Damn you crazy girl!

by Shieldz October 10, 2008

Sausage Milkshake

When you put whip cream on a penis and eat it off.

Susan: man im so full!

Francine: why?

Susan: i had a 2 liter sausage milkshake OH MAN IM ABOUT TO HURL!

by Jenna Lewis February 11, 2009

Sausagey

men who really prefer to be in the company of other men and thus produce a sausage fest.

"He and I will never be able to engage in an intelligible conversation; he is too sausagey for me".

by TooRahLooRah September 6, 2009

Sausage casing

Pantyhose for big gals

It sure is hard getting into these darn sausage casings said Helen

by Dangit December 12, 2013

sausage gravy on biscuits

Cum on ass cheeks

I made sausage gravy on biscuits last night.

by reloaded689 May 11, 2014

Sausage Jockey

A sausage jockey is typically someone who endeavors to seek out that slippery savaloy or battered bratwurst and ride it to kingdom come

Oi, tibu dibu, you raving marmite mining sausage jockey, get back to work!

by Lt. Howe July 26, 2015