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Sponge fuck

Sponge fucking is where you get a lot of seamen and soak it up with a sponge, then squeeze it out inside a vagina as a way of artificial insemination
Yesterday, me and my wife Jenifer tried sponge fucking as an alternative to regular sex
by civeret August 17, 2010
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Smonge

Mate you are a Smonge

I got so much Smonge at that party
by OutrageousPanda July 5, 2012
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spongebob generation

A kid that grew up with spongebob and minecraft. It loves dubstep, EDM or other electronic music. And Call of Duty or Battlefield.
Tends to not know, what 'older times' were and it cannot imagine, to not live with computers/TVs/smartphones.
Usually has a big smartphone, but a small penis.
Older Brother to his little brother: "How much do you like Queen?"
Little Brother: "Queen!? What the fuck is that?"
Older Brother: "Wow you so much from the spongebob generation..."
by zaty May 19, 2015
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Yogurt Slinger

When a man/woman that still has a pp cums furiously while helicoptering his/her tiny cock
wtf Gerald why did you just do yogurt slinger all over my 5$ olive garden bread basket
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Modern Spongebob

modern spongebob is a spongebob that is modern, for many, spongebob started to get modern at season 5, modern spongebob sucked so bad that even the creator Stephen Hillenburg returned to spongebob at season 9 to try to make things better, and it did got better, seasons 9 to 11 were probably the best of modern spongebob, but then stephen died and modern spongebob went downhill again. Let´s hope season 13 gets better. Also when will Nickelodeon stop being money thirsty and end spongebob alredy goddamnit.
Have you seen a modern spongebob episode?
Yes, i did
by dance in the moonlight June 18, 2021
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purple-headed yogo slinger

The male genitilia, or commonly known as the male penis. Often used to describe such a penis that is large in both length and width.
Don't mess with that sucka, he'll slap you silly with his purple-headed yogo slinger!
by Black Johnson September 3, 2005
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Miami Mud Slinger

A person that would pre-crap the bed before having sex, loves the smell of turds
John: I just don't trust that guy

Keith: He looks like a Miami Mud Slinger

John: Well he sure ain't going to date my mom
by drcrawfishnoodle April 18, 2011
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