laux that shit

The act of saying something dirty and sticking your tounge out in response to the dirtiness
Commonly used in New Jersey

"...and that's what an alaskan pipeline is (sticks out tounge)"
"Did you just laux that shit?"

by Mattrick/mikey/colon February 19, 2008

shit-all

Used to measure the extreme SHIT-ALL can mean "entirely" or "absolutely nothing". SHIT-ALL can be interchanged with the words
"very", "goddammed", "overly", or "jack-shit", depending on it's context.

1.) Why you got to be so shit-all stupid?
2.) I'll tell you what, Jeb don't know shit-all about fuck, far as I'm concerned.

by Doug Mesner June 18, 2004

Put that shit on

When someone says that you put that shit on it means you’re dressed nice or drippe etc.

“Damn Kari you put that shit on today!”

by john .k February 18, 2021

shit knuckle

someone who does nothing. Sits around all day with their thumb up there ass to the knuckle.

Paul: Hey Todd, did you get that work done that you were supposed to do?

Todd: Aww, meant to, but didn't get around to it yet, sorry dude.

Paul: Yur a fuckin shit knuckle Todd, get to work!

by hecklndecalr March 19, 2010

shit everywhere

The reason not to go in the bathroom

seriously, you don't want to go in the bathroom, there is shit everywhere, its on the walls, and on the floor and this girl went in there and she got shit in her hair, and in her eyes, and between her fingers and now it makes a squelchy noise, and its in her mouth, and on her feet, its everywhere, seriously there is shit everywhere

by earmuff wearin monkey maid August 30, 2004

leave a shit

Expression uttered by George Carlin. Technically a person would rather leave a shit than take one.

Alfie said, "Hey I'm gonna go take a shit in your restroom"

George said, "You better not take one of mine!"

Why would you want to take a shit?!?!

If anything you want to leave a shit.

-George Carlin

by alfienukka February 24, 2009

acid shits

diarrhea-like shit that occurs just hours after taking lsd.

Dude, I was so tweakin last night, but DAMN, I have some crazy acid shits.

by nexuz37 July 26, 2006