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Shish Kabob of Shame Syndrom

(Also known as SAS Syndrom)

An illness in which your throat splits off to form another passage way. So now you have one for air, one for food, and a newly formed throat-hole for sookin' deeks (Throating wieners). This new esophagus extends from the mouth to the rectum, and in some cases, a man with a MASSIVE 10 ft long wiener case stick in all the way down and out your butt. Thereby making you a shish kabob....


**SAS Almost always occurs in: Gypsys, whores, Gypsy Whores, prostitues, prostitots, and Whore dogs named Ginger...
Bill: Dude!

Dude: What?

Bill: did you here about Garrett?

Dude: no! what??!!

Bill: He came down with a nasty case of shish kabob of shame syndrom from throating too many dicks.

Dude:...word?
by Von mannshaft March 18, 2009
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White Eel of Shame

n. The "White Eel of Shame" is a seamen filled condom partially sticking out of a female's vagina.

v. The action of being "White Eeled"

Spitting White Eel of Shame requires a both a female, and a male companion. In most cases, the female must already be unconscious prior to being White Eeled. The male must either have sex with the female while she is conscious, or after she has fallen unconscious. The male must then climax into the condom. The male must then pull out. At this point, if the female is unconscious, the male must wait until the female has fallen asleep naked, legs spread. The male must then insert the condom backwards, into the vagina of the female, without the female becoming conscious. This allows for a great Kodak moment, and major kudos from friends.

The "Spitting White Eel of Shame" is reversing the condom.
Oh my god Jerry, someone gave me the white eel of shame last night and I still have no idea who it was... I'm such a slut.
by Chalk111 January 8, 2010
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Cone of Shame

A comical piece of headwear that one usually wears when put into a shameful situation. The cone of shame brings attention to the said person and makes the said person feel guilty.
Brice ate so much turkey that he had left none for the rest of his family; for the rest of the week, Brice had to wear the cone of shame.
by Zeniers November 27, 2009
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shakespeare

the man who i worship next to jesus he was the best thing that happend to english..
i kristen ,am the shakepeare queen and i say fuck u to all u shakespeare haters and that he will kill u wen ur asleep U ROCK WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE!!!
by shakespearequeen July 15, 2006
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walk of shame

to have a escort/hooker come to your hotel room after the hotel stops letting guest up the elevators on their own. You have to go down to the lobby and meet your "niece" and walk her past everyone in the lobby in the early morning to the elevators, hence the walk of shame. Mostly used in Las Vegas
I was so horny last night I resorted to calling a hooker but it was past 1am and the Bellagio only lets hotel guests up the elevators at this time. I had to go down to the lobby pick up the hooker and make the walk of shame back to the elevators.
by slave June 25, 2003
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7 shades

When a person is beyond wasted they're 7 shades of fucked up
1 shade=I'm good
2 shades=I'm aight
3 shades=Getting there
4 shades= I'm not dunk
5 shades=Fuck
6 shades= I draunk
7 shades=rfgvekojoiniubuybzxbchduy3nfuf3fpo98dnbcvzasdo
Dude, Look at that kid. He's 7 shades of fucked up
by brad69 April 29, 2011
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shakes

the coolest guy i know in the whole world
he likes old style, only when its warm
by Petey Pablo September 8, 2004
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