Screenior

Elderly person who spends a lot of time on their iPad.

My grandpa is a screenior, i can't even get his attention.
Check out those screenior citizens, they're probably reading Fox News.

by BikeTour26 August 11, 2025

SCREENAGER

THE BEST THING EVER TO HAPPEN TO YOU. YOU WILL BECOME AWSOME AND AMAZING.

WOW THAT GUYD A SCRNENGER IW ANT OT B ELIKE HIM ONE DAY

BECAUE OF HOW OLL GE IS.

*CAT
*IPHONE
*EAGLERCRAFT
*SCREENAGER

by blosse13 August 21, 2025

screen time rebel

A person who grows up with screen time limits for YouTube imposed by parents, but the same person doesn't want to impose the same screen time limits on their own future children. Persons like this are usually born from the first generation to grow up with YouTube, i.e. Generation Z (born 1997~2012).

As a screen time rebel, I remember how strict my parents were about YouTube, but I want my kids to explore and enjoy content freely, just like I wish I could have.

by Emotional Cruiser August 25, 2025

Screen

Where a player in basketball uses their body to block their teammates defender in order to create space to score.

"Hey Anna set me a screen then look for the pass"

by kmo11 September 8, 2025

screen cigarette

The habitual act of scrolling on a phone—often through social media, news, or notifications—as a way to briefly pass time, calm oneself, or relieve boredom, similar in function to the ritual of smoking a cigarette.

A short, often mindless session of phone use undertaken for comfort rather than necessity.

The kids were restless in the waiting room, so I slipped them a screen cigarette to keep them occupied.

I had five minutes before my train, so I lit up a quick screen cigarette.

She doesn’t smoke anymore, but she still needs her screen cigarette after stressful meetings.

Nothing like a screen cigarette on the toilet.

by ciggyD September 19, 2025

screen time detox

The phenomenon where it's easier for you to eventually start limiting your own screen time (though it initally requires you to "lose" your "appetite" to binge-watch YouTube like usual). As your parents impose strict behavior requirement to get more screen time to watch YouTube that you're simply unable to fulfill, no matter how "good" your behavior is.

After my parents imposed strict rules on my screen time, I ended up going on a screen time detox and found I actually enjoyed exercising more!

by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025

screen time bargaining

The amount of screen time you can only obtain by debating with your parents for long periods.

After an hour of Screen Time Bargaining, I finally convinced my parents to let me play video games for an extra hour!

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025