scotch

this is addressed to the person who submitted the definition on mar 7th 2003. people who aren't from scotland quite often call scotsmen "scotch".

"you winging scotch twat"

by ollie June 22, 2006

satched

Being incredibly horny that you boof in your pants before any sexual activity has been performed.

Me and my girl couldn't even get it on because i was so satched that i creamed in my linens before she unbuttoned my khakis.

by twiggytall May 3, 2004

scotching

a verb. when somebody (usually a member of Scotch College) tries to stick as many penises in their mouth as possible.

Hey, look over that scotchy scotching another scotchy

by toggerz November 7, 2007

scratcher

an old car.

Most pizza Drivers don't get paid much and some people don't tip, so mostly they drive scratchers.

by CHRIS October 11, 2003

Twat satchel

a small, pocket, purse or bag which contains twats to be taken to various locations

"Shirley, dont forget your twat satchel!"

by Jimmy Chesnut cheeks October 18, 2006

Dead Man Scotch Egg

A Dead Man Scotch Egg is the dead person equivalent of a scotch egg. Firstly you take one of the dead man's testicles, you then proceed to inject it with Mung (dead body juices) then coat in knob cheese from the man and deep fry.

Oh i'm goin home for a wank, some toast and a Dead Man Scotch Egg

by TheMCMMC April 23, 2010

Scotch Mist

an evil highland force; the ghosts of Scottish warriors trapped in foggy mist

A Scotch mist descends on Darkplace Hospital

by Captain Siberia March 14, 2008