Sausage Wrap

When your pubes get a tiny bit too long and they start wrapping around your penis within your underwear. Effect is worsened/amplified when your member becomes erect, causing extreme discomfort to both your penis and pubes. Common effects include the said person awkwardly wincing and pulling on his crotch in public in a desperate effort to untangle his pubes.

Guy: *grunting loudly while pulling on crotch area*

Friend: "Dude what's happening to you?!

Guy: "Fuck, I just got Sausage Wrapped!" *continues to awkwardly pull on crotch area*

by daddyposeidon May 4, 2018

lucky sausage

when you just took a shit and you don't have to wipe because your ass is clean

yoo I just had a lucky sausage! thank god I didn't have to wipe!

by dennste February 7, 2018

sausage magnet

Nissan GTR

Hey bro, your Nissan GTR attracts so many guys it's a sausage magnet!

by chillyZ January 1, 2017

Sausage Grease

Dick sweat.
The sweat of a man's crotch.

Nigga I'm about to rub my sausage grease on your face.

by BarryJeriGina January 16, 2017

pale sausage

A pale, light-skinned, flaccid penis.

My friend was changing pants in front of me and his penis flopped out between the boxers slit, it looked like a pale sausage.

by Eddie Sausage February 9, 2017

Sausage Lips

Definition:

(1) women’s lips once filled with Botox

(2) Women’s lips whom a addicted to Botox

(3) Women who love to roll their lips while pouting and taking a selfie.

(1) that bitch has some big ass sausage lips. Must be kissing to many rectums.

(2) those lips are so big, looks like she has sausage lips

by Emmd November 18, 2020

sad sausage

an abandoned poo - a fecal figure left all alone

There is a sad sausage on my lawn from your dog last week.

by Whistlin' Willy November 20, 2020