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pale sausage

My friend was changing pants in front of me and his penis flopped out between the boxers slit, it looked like a pale sausage.
by Eddie Sausage February 9, 2017
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bluh sausage

When you are having sex with a girl on her period and your penis has a lot of blood on it, resembling a blood sausage.
Boy- "Babe, I want to have sex tonight".
Girl- "But babe I'm on my period!"
Boy- "Bluh sausage!"
by Ham and Chick October 19, 2017
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sausage bomber

It's when a chick has a bowel movement, or passes gas during anal sex.
"While Vincent was giving Anjelica the ole Cajun hot stick, she countered with a sausage bomber. It was very messy..."
by Fire base eagle one December 9, 2013
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Sequin Sausage

A term used to describe a dress that is tight or form fitting in which half or the entire dress is covered in sequins, rhinestones, glitter, and anything else that is cheep. These dresses are overall vulgar or tacky or both.
"Don't buy that sequin sausage dress, you look tacky!" advised Marie wisely.

"Does this dress look like a sequin sausage?"
"Yes it's too tight, covered in sequins, and looks cheap."
by Gipssie April 13, 2014
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Sausage $alad

You and your pals stick your dicks into a bowl of lettuce and cum on top to add the ranch
by $alad Tosser April 3, 2019
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sausage tickler

Another alternative for the word gay. A man who just loves cock
by Callumj16 December 17, 2019
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Fart Sausage

A shit or turd, particularly as a result of having passed wind.
I think Brian has done a fart sausage after following through
Who has left this fart sausage floating in the bowl without even bothering to flush??!
by Benncm May 7, 2017
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