Its Christmas eve and you dress up in a Santa outfit. You climb on the top of a house and scream Santa's here, and when someone looks up through their chimney, you ejaculate down the chimney as if it is a present.

John: Where were you last night on christmas eve??
You: I was performing the Santa..

The Santa by bigboi12369 April 5, 2021

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Dick move santa

Dick move is an action in wich you were or have been "a dick" to another individual. Dick move santa refers to the receiving of cloths or other items not deemed acceptable by a child. Presumably from Santa who was at the time being "a dick".

Bill: Hey bro you know that girl you were trying to hook up with at the club?

Wayne: Yeah?

Bill: Well I picked her up after you left.

Wayne: Dick move santa

Dick move santa by Everettbr July 12, 2016

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The angry santa

The angry Santa is when the big toe is sticking out of the hole in your sock.

Dude,I need new socks cause the angry Santa is annowing me. I keep having to take off my shoe to cover my toe!

The angry santa by Pwailnuts March 17, 2017

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Milking the santa

When Santa is too fat for your chimney and he gets stuck so you pull out his tiny dick and start jerking him off all night.

Kim: Santa's stuck in my chimney!
Santa: help!
Kim: *pulls down santas pants*
Santa: wha- what are you doing?
Kim: oh nothing, just milking the Santa!
Santa: oh god!

Milking the santa by Uniaer October 26, 2020

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