Al’s Caesar Salad 

A Caesar salad from a local bar. Usually has diced iceberg lettuce and stale dried out chicken.

Lemme get a half pound of boneless and Al’s Caesar salad.

Al’s Caesar Salad by UselessPlug March 30, 2020

Karate Fruit Salad 

When you kick someone in the balls so hard that they explode like grapes and blueberries.

Bro 1: “Do you know what Karate Fruit Salad is?”
Bro 2: “No, what is it?”
Bro 1: “Here, I’ll show you”

Karate Fruit Salad by Monkey Shagger May 5, 2020

Creamy Caesar salad 

When one is having sex with someone while they are having a seizure.

My girlfriend was naked and started having a seizure, and I decided to fuck her and but a nut in her. I said I just had a creamy caesar salad.

Creamy Caesar salad by Bobbybell May 17, 2020

Toss your salad 

Oral sex of the anus

I'll toss your salad when i eat your taco.

Toss your salad by mirddes July 23, 2022

Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich

Step 1. Force lettuce tomatoes and croutons in to rectum of a Cock (male chicken)

Step 2. Forcefully shove the chicken starting at the head into the anal cavity of a small anorexic dog

Step 3. Orally fuck the left nasal cavity of the dog while simultaneously eating the salad out of the chicken’s ass

Yo you should come over to our house for dinner tonight, we’re having Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich

Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 24, 2023

EXTREME JIMMY CROALL SALAD

Like the original croall salad only this time its EXTREME. the wedgie goes over his head twice whilst 5 grown men spank him on his cheeks until theyre bright red as well as intense pubic hair plucking. On very very very special occasions the leader of the salad family richard brings his boat out where willy, jimmy and richard get EXTREME three way saladed on the front of mickeys steam boat.

PLEASE KING IM BEGGING YOU DONT GIVE ME AN EXTREME JIMMY CROALL SALAD

EXTREME JIMMY CROALL SALAD by CHAZ TIZZY GOAT November 7, 2023

fruit loop salad 

Pouring many different tasting/colored lubrication into bodily cavities than cumming into it, allowing ample time for semen to harden. Than once the mixture is complete. Forcing you're slut to drink/eat it.

holy shit girl, you look like you just had a fruit loop salad

fruit loop salad by I MAKE WAFFLEZ February 17, 2010