safety release

when a girl has you in a painful and inescapable hold and you steal a kiss and escape when she is stunned

friend: what happened after that girl twisted your wrist?
me: oh i just used the good old safety release and ran like hell

by wangodango December 4, 2011

safety cocktail

An alcoholic drink consumed to start/maintain a buzz until such time that more alcohol is available.

Its a 30 minute drive to the party, does anyone want a safety cocktail?

by JYoTX December 26, 2011

Safety Drink

A drink in anticipation of stupid actions so as to provide a convenient excuse later. Also helpful to prevent being the designated driver.

I am going to cheat on my wife tonight, better get a safety drink in so I have an excuse later.

I gotta get these drinks in me before James gets here so I am not the designated driver.

by manifestatate January 6, 2012

Safety Shag

Anal Sex with a woman.
In reference to the second worst STD; unwanted pregnancy,

This method is somewhat more safe than risking children

Woman "have you got any condoms"

Man "No, its alright; we'll have a safety shag"

by Vikingtesticles September 23, 2012

safety d

(n.) A man who is on a woman's "safety list" of guys she has slept with in the past and who are not dangerous psychopaths or possessive and are halfway decent in bed. A woman will keep these men in her phone for situations when she is feeling horny but does not want to take her chances with someone new.

"Sarah and I broke up months ago but I'm still her safety D on occasional Friday nights."

by Hunal11 March 13, 2014

Sage Flakes

When you scratch the shit out of your skin so hard it looks like like you are attempting to make your arm a make shift lottery crossword puzzle and you leave flakes of skin over any given object.

Hey, look at that old smelly guy leaving his sage flakes all over the place, gross.

by New Meta Strats September 12, 2015

safety dope

Doing dope while wearing a seatbelt. Safety first!

I told my buddy Mike to put his seatbelt on before we hit that 8 ball. Safety Dope

by THE FUCKIN UNICORN November 27, 2015