Pork

Karen and Dean pork the shit out of each other on Wednesdays.

"Hey Karen lets pork in the kitchen tonight!"
by FoodPorn August 23, 2018
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Pork

I ate pork
by (****()) May 3, 2022
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Pork Chop

Down trodden man. Not allowed out for a beer. The result will be wife partner or spouse hitting them and leaving an ear looking like a pork chop. The swelling causes a human ear to look like a pork chop.
Davey V you not allowed out again you pork chop.
by Porkchopper March 6, 2025
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Pork Pocket

When you stab a morbidly obese person, and fuck the stab wound.
He used the body's Pork Pockets to ejaculate in.
by Violet Starfire September 20, 2023
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have pork

Similar in nature to "have beef", to have pork means to have an argument or disagreement with someone, mainly because of gossip, friendship losses, bullying etc with someone of the Jewish or Muslim faith.
That Adolf guy seems to really have pork with those bankers for some reason. What's up with that? It seems unfounded.
by DontWorryImJewish July 12, 2024
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Pork the Pringles

When you stick your dick in an empty Pringles can
Harris: Tonight I'm gonna sit back, relax, and pork the Pringles.
by DukeOfNarwhals July 12, 2018
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Pork Shield

Dude, I got so wasted I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.
by SticNanfield December 12, 2018
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