lol pollock

The act of laughing so loudly that you're middle name becomes pollock

John lol pollocked at the site of Mary falling down the stairs

by toemass November 18, 2013

perky polly

A female who's nipples are always hard

Dude: man you can always see her nipples through her shirt

Guy: yeah she's quite the perky Polly

by Young gun December 3, 2013

Lydia Pollard

The absolute coolest person you will ever meet. She may be quiet at first and her comebacks might not always be witty, but once you know her you'll realize she is hot (as f***), smart, and just a great person to be around (if you know what I mean). She's exotic and will try anything at least once... Except crystal meth.

Holy fuck! That Lydia Pollard chick is a hottie with a body.

Yeah she's deffinetly a cutie with a bootie.

by Damngirl December 13, 2013

time pollution

Based on the idea that pollution is "degrading the quality of a common resource", time pollution happens when someone wastes everyone's time, say in a meeting, by talking about something that is useless, uninteresting, irrelevant or purely rhetorical.

"Hey, how did the planning meeting go?" "Oh, you know Bob doesn't know anything. He just created a lot of time pollution. Everyone was just yawning and waiting for it to finish."

by angryabbott March 22, 2016

pocket pollo

Pocket pollo is when there is a hole in your pocket and you are playing with your penis through it.

Anthony just ripped a hole in my pocket so I'm going to play some fucking pocket pollo during science class.

by Nelson padillo August 27, 2016

Mutated Pollen

Flying little humans that will bite you, kill and set the village on fire. Often mistaken for pollen.

"Dude, I think something just bit me"
"Well what's that on your arm?"
"Oh, it's pollen!"
"That's not pollen... that's a mutated pollen!"
"OUCH! It bit me again!!" ~dies~
~massive swarm of fluffy death rolls into town. Town set on fire~

by Steve Tuesday June 19, 2016

Flag Polling

Intensely masturbating while inserting the pole of an American flag to assert territory for the United States into the urethra.

Joe: Don't you ever just want to stick a flag down your urethra?
Terry: Yeah I was flag polling last night.

by SlavicPimp February 10, 2017