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tennessee totem pole

the act of sitting on your partner's head and stretching your ass over it as much as humanly possible
"yo, Rob's an absolute freak, he's giving out Tennessee Totem Poles out in the lockers."
by butthole re-generator June 9, 2025
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running poles

On a baseball field, running pole to pole from the outfield wall. Usually used as a form of punishment.
"Why is Nate running poles?"
"I think he mouthed off to a coach."
by papamurph43 April 5, 2017
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factotem pole

A pole lining up all the sycophants and ass-kissers that support a deranged POTUS.
A recent TV interviewer referred to his guest as a "factotum" for President Trump. That guest (Stephen Miller) was actually part of the factotem pole that includes the likes of Bannon, Huckabee Sanders, Rush Limbaugh, etc.
by euphemistmo January 7, 2018
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Totem Pole

Rolling a blunt with multiple roaches from finished blunts, then use a nader for the final roach.
We’re gonna smoke that totem pole before we go out, if that’s cool with you
by Smoke sesh July 22, 2018
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Smoke my pole

The art of a stripper grappling your gear and placing it in her mouth.
Aaron:Wow... That stripper Chick racheal is so hot. Maybe she can do something strange for some change.
Racheal ( the stripper) hey... You got 50 bucks? I can smoke my pole in your truck! .
by Captain A ron December 31, 2019
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pole hugger

a stupid fuckin bitch that hugs pole like a dipshit
by crackdaddy xshondahaidurken April 16, 2022
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Pole vault

When a questionable transgenser woman suddenly pokes you and sees how far across the room you jump
I went home with this baddy last night just to get pole vaulted me across the room.
by Igotlaunched May 21, 2023
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