A stripper or pole dancer who is far past her prime, either due to age, drugs, lack of fitness or general misuse, who has yet to realize how unattractive she is not only on stage, but as a human being.
"That pole roach on the side stage is HIDEOUS!!" or "The mustachioed stripper on the side stage is a complete pole roach. Who the fuck hired her?"
by J.Lindsay December 18, 2012
Get the Pole Roachmug. When someone try to collect as many weapons and perks in an online game without leveling up, so they have an advantage over other players of the same level.
He has been at level 38 for over a week. He is pole-sitting so he can win more events and beat people to improve his stats.
by blazer13 September 4, 2013
Get the Pole-sittingmug. When your dick is so small your in biology class in hopes of stealing a microscope to help you masturbate.
by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 15, 2020
Get the No-pole-anmug. A pole that is used to express messages of peace and love. Also used for hippie AIDS transmitting rituals
by Sneebles June 20, 2023
Get the hippie polemug. 
by Spingspong5 February 18, 2025
Get the Pole Buddiesmug.