Roni Teh Poni

A short kid that has his own theme song.

Me:Omg who is that?
*kid walks around in elvis costume*
Roni: I’m Roni Teh Poni, and thank you. Thank you very much.

by shygirltara July 12, 2020

blow pony

A bitch nigga who can't get head.

My ex is a blow pony.

by Bitch.. January 6, 2016

Buckle Pony

A person who only breeds to a “Buckle” or incentive fund nominated stallion

Some Buckle pony called me today ask if my stallions where crown riyal nominated.

by TopHands April 30, 2022

RIDE THE TRICK PONY

Nothing to do with PEDOPHILIA as it is a negative event that occurs where you wish the positive event occurred instead.

It complicates your LIFE when this occurs.

Put into a model form by using RANDOMIZATION you choose from the two drawn weather it is the FRONT or the BACK or any other parse opposite for whatever you have on your mind that are opposites

Any song you listen to on the album by PAUL SIMON called ONE TRICK PONY.

You begin to RIDE THE TRICK PONY when there is no TOILET PAPER In that LAVATORY you just used.

You PARSE to RIDE THE TRICK PONY from the front:back TOILET PAPER:NO TOILET PAPER as your ASSHOLE is back in the saddle again with SHIT TO BOOT.

Using the RANDOMIZATION event attach to it the opposite and parse it through those personal LIFE EVENTS of yours in using the power of contextual meaning and personal experience to RIDE TH E TRICK PONY.

When you listen to any song on ONE TRICK PONY you RIDE THE TRICK PONY on whatever reminders come to your mind while you

by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY June 15, 2021

turd pony

A shitty unicorn. Yep.

"Bruh, I can't wait to buy stick in Uber, it's such a unicorn"
"No dude, they're a bunch of molesters, Uber's really a turd pony."

by Tr0l1er December 31, 2017

pony tit

When a girl ties her breasts into a pony tail using a hair tye.

It's so hot outside, I need a Pony tit.

by Dan Turner Man November 23, 2020

Ponis

Large and much girth pony

Your ponis made me churn and juice a little .

by Bigponis July 18, 2021