Sandpaper Patty

When your vagina is dry and you need some lube.

Swing into Walgreens, I need some KY jelly before I get there. She's a Sandpaper Patty.

by quiteordinary December 19, 2015

Salty Platypus

When eating a sweaty obese cunt's pussy , the "sweaty obese cunt's" fupa slowly runs down her body. Releasing all of the salty, shit smelling, moldy, slime that has been harboring in the fat rolls for many years. As the salty liquid drips down her puddling molded body, you get a fantastic taste of the marinated Zaxby's fried chicken and jigaboo cum of the obese cunt's chunky liquid.

Wow John, I can't believe that you stopped tossing my salad after I gave you some of my Salty Platypus dressing.

by Pepper Daddy July 15, 2019

Chelsey Platt

A thing who will lie about you just to make her story more believable. Not a person but a spawn of a cunt! Some thing that will abuse you till you find out then take everything from you that makes you happy or could ever make you happy. Will say you did things she knows someone else did who is closer than people think. Will almost always be with a guy after she marrys that is a pedophile and gayer than gay

have you ever met his ex wife Chelsey Platt? She is a real fucked up thing

by Real-life June 2, 2020

Nasty patty

The act of covering your dick in hot sauce, horse radish, and toe nail clippings then dunk it in dirty toilet water dry with old gym socks before placing it between two buns

“It may have taken a little longer but the extra steps are definitely worth it to give her that fresh nasty patty”

by Just a rock’n’roll clown June 8, 2020

Krabby Patty

2k move cheesaholic made up when the defender is behind you and you shoot and green or white the shot

He’s behind be that’s a green krabby patty

by HeyA-aron August 7, 2020

Gail platt

When an old lady off coronation Street falls down the stairs and mollie,Kayleigh,Shannon and Anika all laught at her and lands in her head when falling to her death

Gail platt falls down the stairs and lands in her head that big massive Alina space raider head

by T***r October 19, 2020

slim patty

A very self reliant person, kinda like an Alpha except higher. He tends do sip Dom rose the whole day and spends daddy's money. His qualifications are suddenly disappearing at a party and waking up without any underwear in a different country

Slim Patty is a stylish mf who loves blonde girls

by lordreindl March 11, 2023