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Painful fart

When you hold in a fart and your manflaps release a kame hame ha with a painful shitting pants sound
I just had a painful fart and shit myself during the meeting
by Painful fart September 22, 2017
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Pain queue

Playing online competitive games on your main account.
The amount of effort you have to put is enormous which starts to cause you mental and physical pain and drives a person to being hopeless and suicidal
"Guy1 : Are you ready for the Pain queue ?"
"Guy2 : Fuck yea, i love getting fucked in the ass!!!"
by Bulg'd bulgarian November 1, 2017
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painanal

Paperwork and bureaucracy in general, emphasis on the ridiculous. Inappropriate use of the public services, legal system and emergency services for a 'private matter', home affairs and requires form filling and patients. You will be served with a large pile of painanal, and if your a real sadist, fucked up the arse. Only enjoyed by those who are anal and don't understand verbal communication and diplomacy.
He always leaves the seat down, puts knives in the spork draw and leaves the TV on channels 2 or 4 and hides the remote......last night he farted in his sleep so enough was enough and I called 999 for them to section him. 1 year on, I've been buried in a pile of painanal and hit for 100 k in fines. Next time I'll put ant powder in his Fanta or stick his toothbrush up my arse (but he may like that) and be karma.
by AYG delimited April 21, 2018
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pain

An overwhelming state of mind exacerbated by fear, worry and/or panic.
My pain is derived from emotional turmoil.
by DwangoDwango1 June 14, 2018
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painchaud

A guy who is irrefutably the first one to spit water on his beloved friends.
Are you a Painchaud or you just act like one ?
by LeGoat March 22, 2018
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PAIN'T

1 LITERALLY, PERHAPS AIN'T.
2 THE FORMATIVE MIGHT OF A RUMOR CLAIM, NEITHER SIDING OR DISPLAYING INTEREST, ONLY REPORTING WORDS SAID.
3 HOPEFUL REPLACEMENT FOR WHAT YOU, AS WHEN ENCOURAGING AN OTHERWISE INSANE IDEA WITH A MODERATED HUMOR OF COLOR.
1 IT PAIN'T BE TRUE, THAT DONALD J TRUMP AND MARKESE DEMING ARE THE ONLY TWO INDIVIDUALS TO CAPITALIZE ON THE LOCATION OF THIS NATION'S FORMER CAPITOL IN DOWNSTATE NEW YORK MEANING THE CITY, TO PLAN TWENTY PLUS YEAR RUNS FOR THE PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES, BY WAY OF SHEER LUCK, VERTICLE AND LATERAL GEOGRAPHIC PULL, AND ROUGH AMERICAN MOXY, TO THE BEST OF OUR KNOWLEDGE, SO FAR, OF INCIDENT TWAIN COMING FROM THE DUTCH REIMAGINED SETTLEMENT, ONE IN THE NORTH AND THE OTHER IN THE SOUTH.

2 JEWISH AMERICAN PRINCESSES HAVE LONG BEEN ENVIED AS PRIZED BRIDES AMONG CHRISTIAN SECULAR REALISTS, NON-CHRISTAIN SECULAR REALISTS, AND THE SECULAR REALISTS OF OUR TIME, WHEN SPRINGING FROM ASHER QUITE OBVIOUSLY, PAIN'T HAVE BEEN THE LEAST UTTERED ADMISSION OF AMORY TO THE BEAUTY OF THE FEMALE SEX TO CAUSE FLATTERY.
3 PAIN'T YOU TALKING ABOUT BRUCE WILLIS?
by KESEDISBEAST August 3, 2018
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pain

when you stub your toe on something that doesn't exist and you go into that theory whether or not it was a demon
Todd: *stubs toe* PAINNNNN, DEAR HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS WRATH OF SATAN
by weird eye the science guy November 13, 2018
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