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PAIN'T

1 LITERALLY, PERHAPS AIN'T.
2 THE FORMATIVE MIGHT OF A RUMOR CLAIM, NEITHER SIDING OR DISPLAYING INTEREST, ONLY REPORTING WORDS SAID.
3 HOPEFUL REPLACEMENT FOR WHAT YOU, AS WHEN ENCOURAGING AN OTHERWISE INSANE IDEA WITH A MODERATED HUMOR OF COLOR.
1 IT PAIN'T BE TRUE, THAT DONALD J TRUMP AND MARKESE DEMING ARE THE ONLY TWO INDIVIDUALS TO CAPITALIZE ON THE LOCATION OF THIS NATION'S FORMER CAPITOL IN DOWNSTATE NEW YORK MEANING THE CITY, TO PLAN TWENTY PLUS YEAR RUNS FOR THE PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES, BY WAY OF SHEER LUCK, VERTICLE AND LATERAL GEOGRAPHIC PULL, AND ROUGH AMERICAN MOXY, TO THE BEST OF OUR KNOWLEDGE, SO FAR, OF INCIDENT TWAIN COMING FROM THE DUTCH REIMAGINED SETTLEMENT, ONE IN THE NORTH AND THE OTHER IN THE SOUTH.

2 JEWISH AMERICAN PRINCESSES HAVE LONG BEEN ENVIED AS PRIZED BRIDES AMONG CHRISTIAN SECULAR REALISTS, NON-CHRISTAIN SECULAR REALISTS, AND THE SECULAR REALISTS OF OUR TIME, WHEN SPRINGING FROM ASHER QUITE OBVIOUSLY, PAIN'T HAVE BEEN THE LEAST UTTERED ADMISSION OF AMORY TO THE BEAUTY OF THE FEMALE SEX TO CAUSE FLATTERY.
3 PAIN'T YOU TALKING ABOUT BRUCE WILLIS?
by KESEDISBEAST August 3, 2018
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t-pain effect

A computerized effect used on a voice to make it seem like the person can sing in key.
The T-Pain Effect is used in almost any song by or featuring T-Pain, also used by Lil Wayne in "Lollipop"
by Dale Saunders May 5, 2008
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T Pain

Testicle pain. The pain that results from impact to testicles.
"Hey careful with those juggling balls....uurrrrrrrgggghhhhh....you just gave me t pain"
by nomanature April 2, 2009
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T-Pain

Faheem Najm, an American Muslim hiphop singer from Tallahassee, Florida, currently signed under Konvict music.

T-Pain became famous with songs like "I'm in love with a Stripper", and "I'm Sprung". Between 2006 and 2007, T-Pain found himself in numerous singles and radio-hits such as "I'm N Luv", "Buy U a Drank", "Bartender", "U and Dat", "I'm a Flirt", "Outta My System", "Baby Don't Go", "Shawty", and the remix to just about every song ever.

At around the same time, R Kelly appeared in more songs than he'd ever been in before, remixes, singles, every song you can name.
T-Pain: I'm a flirt, soon as I see her walk up in the club, I'ma Party like a rock star! Right after I buy you a drank, of course. I'm in love with a stripper, but baby don't go, LETS DO THE 2-STEP!! I'm a flirt ok? Thats just how I am, I can't get girls outta my system. Whenever i'm around you I always think of you and dat booty...

Muslims aren't supposed to drink... Yet T-Pain's likes the bartender, and he's so drunk he's falling in love with strippers, partying like a rock star.
by lemonlime1379 July 18, 2007
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t-pain

1)Testicle pain/the feeling you get when an elf knees you in the nuts with 2.538 tons of force
1)I got hit it the nuts so I have major t-pain.
by PayumGanztaNDaHood January 5, 2009
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T-Pain

most people think of the singer but this is testicle pain caused by getting hit there..
Owwow you caused me severe T-Pain!!
by payum zaerzadeh December 6, 2007
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T-pain

That awful pain one gets when they receive a tomahawk axe in the back
Guy 1: Dude, is that a tomahawk axe stuck in your back?

Guy 2: Yeah man, i've been getting serious t-pain for days...
by Mev90 April 13, 2009
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