office

The act of watching "The Office", or of anything that relates to it, while simultaneously cracking up/ laughing/ bawling etc...

I officed so hard that my sides hurt.

Lets office to relieve stress

by JacBro December 15, 2008

post office drunk

Adjective: A term describing an incredibly drunk state in which those who are drunk feel compelled to go to the post office and smash beer bottles.

John: Dude, I'm fucking drunk.

Eric: Dude, are you post office drunk?

John: You know man, I think I am. Do we have any empty bottles that need smashing?

by JohnHinkleH February 26, 2010

Loss Prevention Officer

A Professional, Human Resources, or Politically Correct version of a term used to refer to a security guard or rent-a-cop for a retail or department store.

"I just got hired to be Target's new Loss Prevention Officer!"
"You know that's just a security guard position right?"
"Fuck! I thought it was a real job."

by jiggadigga March 14, 2007

petty officer

A low-ranking officer

"He's a petty officer, he just joined a month ago."

by Maxaraxa December 4, 2013

Marine Corps Officer

A way overpaid useless individual in the United States Marine Corps because everything in the Marine Corps can be ran way more efficiently by Enlisted Marines and for way less money than the goverment spends on their monthly pay check.

Enlisted Marine 1: "Why do we need all these faggot Marine Corps Officers? The Marine Corps would be 100 times better without them. They are useless."

Enlisted Marine 2: "I know."

by GruntLife July 10, 2011

OFFICER DOOM

One cocky online gamer from Rogue Spear on Gamespy Arcade who offers protection to rookies that will otherwise get wrecked by the other players, and if you try to go into verbal combat with you he will straight up END you. He also scabs for teams and carries them for the win.

He normally starts talking shit as soon as he enters the room.

<OFFICER DOOM> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<OFFICER DOOM> WHO WANTS A PIECE?
<OFFICER DOOM> I'LL FUCKING END YOU

<OFFICER DOOM> Go run with scissors you bitchmade trick.

<OFFICER DOOM> Jab a fork in an electrical outlet.

by MIKE JONEZ November 22, 2006

officer negative

officer negative Hardcore Christian punk, fast paced and adrenaline filled. One punk band that never disapoints. Lyrics are strong, and spirit filled. In my opinion, the best Christian punk band out there.

United in Christ, as One we stand.

Officer negative

by josh-13 January 8, 2008