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get dafuk ownes

Get Dafuk Ownes!= Get the Fuck On! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! YOU LYING! No Cap!

Typical reactions to a good ass story or breaking hood news!
Bruh!!! RayRay and JuJu just tried to rob the gas station and got locked inside and now the poepoez are on the way! GET DAFUK OWNES! I told them fools to get their money up but DYUM!!!Not like that!!!
by Musicismylifegang August 18, 2022
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When ur literally that bored that u literally go out the homepage to copy and paste words into the search bar.


There’s a goat gif at the bottom if ur still bored.

Or just copy “ All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!” again. Do whatever just stop doing stupid shit on urban Dictionary.
by Fatso fucker August 31, 2023
mugGet the All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!mug.

Own Cum

Own Cum - To masturbate and shoot a cumshot onto your face and/or in your own mouth.
My girlfriend caught me masturbating and as my punishment, she made me taste my own cum!
by Evo Zondo May 30, 2024
mugGet the Own Cummug.

Get on with your own knitting

An east Anglian English alternative for 'mind your own business'. Especially used by the older generation - and knitters.
Kevin: "Mate, you are making that pasta all wrong, you add pasta to sauce not sauce to pasta".
Derik: "Kevin, why don't get on with your own knitting unless you want to make dinner".
by TobEyEuz May 19, 2015
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My Own

Describes a connection with someone to whom you're referring. They can be a friend, a lover, a person you're simply talking to but feel connected to more deeply than just as an acquaintance. A way to refer to a person instead of using "man". Someone who's part of your crew, family or simply someone you want to be connected to.
Boy: hahahaha you are ridiculous
Girl: My own, laugh at me again and I'll smack you
by SwissCow June 3, 2022
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Stop reviewing your own product

A phrase said to a person who gives commentary on his own story or gives opinions about their own beliefs.
A: man I don’t wan’t want to tell the story, it is very boring.

B: stop reviewing your own product and start explaining
by Person 69420 April 3, 2025
mugGet the Stop reviewing your own productmug.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.
Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023
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