Old-England Tea Bag

The Old-England Tea Bag is when you urinate on your S/O's face then proceed to take a dump into her mouth.

Dude 1: I gave my wife the Old-England Tea bag this morning.
Dude 2: Wow! How'd she take it?
Dude 1: She filed for a divorce this morning.

by FuccBoii2k15 March 24, 2015

old posting

1. Posting on social media something only an old person would do.

2. Posting something old people would post without realising that you are over the hill.

John: "I didn't vote for Obummer!"

James: "John, could you please stop old posting!"

by KIRBYTIME June 19, 2016

old new

Something that is old but has been used as new trend. For example mom jeans, patches, 70's band shirts

A: Have you seen new Justin Bieber's Lyric video for friends?
B: Yeah, I have, it has this old new style.

by beccaisboss August 23, 2017

Old Man Ulysses

Oh, he's just an elder man who sometimes pops up in my definitions. For example, he appeared in my definition for smard. Mr. Wordington out!

Old Man Ulysses: You whippersnappers ought to remember that you must stay away from burn book styled definitions and sexual phrases, y'hear!

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018

Old Man56

Old man56 holds the Ohio world record for fattest hog in the state. He sits in his chair, hours on end live-streaming while scamming the government and his viewers. He goes by Poppa Grizz56 on Youtube

Old man56’s wife, old girl looks like the crypt keeper

by Poppagrizzdatabase January 18, 2020

old people

people who need to shut the fuck up.

these people think they’re wise, when in reality they can’t comprehend the fact that he and him are considered pronouns. yes bob, you have pronouns. 💀<— this you, old fucker?

“old people deserve no rights”

by misterkazumi April 6, 2021

Old York

New York but Old Old
York but Old New?
Or is it New Old Old York?
This shit confuses me.

A: YOU HAVE ONE MORE CHANCE TO TELL ME WHERE OLD YORK IS
B:WHAT THE F*CK IS OLD YORK
A: (GUNSHOT)

by Retard guy November 25, 2021