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Ninja Twat

the act of sneaking up behind a female and hitting them in the vagina. Works best while walking up the stairs behind them. You can use a closed fist or an open palm.
Guy: *walking up stairs behind girl, hits her in the vag*

Girl: Ow! What was that for?!

Guy: Nothing... I just wanted to Ninja Twat you.
by ilovebirchbeer_not April 27, 2009
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Ninja Rim-Job

When a bi-sexual woman gives a male partner an unexpected rim-job during oral sex in hopes of making him realize suppressed homosexual desires.
After Linda surprised Joe with a Ninja Rim-Job he discovered that he had long been ignoring a powerful erogenous zone thanks to his repressed homophobia.
by Knight Talker October 21, 2010
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Ninja Please

Ninja Please, a nicer way to say "Nigger Please" when black people are present.
(no-black people present)
Yo Nigger PLEASE!!!


(black people present)
Yo Ninja PLEASE!!
by ninja ninja ninja 10001 February 4, 2009
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ninja shake

jacking off....usually in class....consists of the usual penis stimulation, then when called upon by a teacher or raising ones hand, u then shake ur leg violently to finish the job...usually causes ur desk and the desk in front of and behind you to shake also.
Andrew ***** did the ninja shake repeatedly in class due to his recent break up.
by WormShit678 August 11, 2006
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Ninja Turtle Sex

Sex with a backpack on.
W: Let's go have ninja turtle sex.
M: What's ninja turtle sex?
W: It's sex with a backpack on.
by Mr.MasterShake April 22, 2016
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Ninja Scrolling

The act of sucking a girl's tit whereby the person totally puts the whole thing in their mouth or almost manages to do it while making a sucking like sound. Has nothing to do with rape.

It is derived from the gratuitously sexual and violent anime called Ninja Scroll. An antagonistic character T'ssai rapes one of the main protagonist women, Kegaro, where he literally had one of her porn star tits completely inside of his mouth. It was the most hilarious scene in Ninja Scroll.
He is so ninja scrolling his gf tonight.
by negev November 22, 2010
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ninja compliment

When you compliment someone, but it first sounds like an insult, (and probably is). Called a ninja compliment because the compliment is in there, but it's as hard to find as a ninja.
Janet: "You look great now you're not so fat. Before you looked really bad"

Jane: "So, she said I looked really bad before, but I'm better now I'm not so fat."

Jill: "Wow, so a ninja compliment then...."
by biglicks June 22, 2011
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