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dick monster

When a girl you dont like calls you, text you, or writes you on myspace wanting to hook up. Often says she loves you thinking it will make you change your mind.
-dude, she keeps callin me, she is bein a total dick monster.

-i know, tell me bout it. She did the same thing to me last week.
by Meesh W. February 4, 2009
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marijuana minute

when you smoke grass you feel very relaxed, distances seem to be shorter making places and objects seem closer to you than they really are. Also, perception of time is distorted - a span of a few minutes may seem to last for more than an hour or so. But you're feeling so calm and serene you don't really care. One minute under the influence of Mary Jane is a marijuana minute.
At the Pink Floyd concert there was some maximum pot smoking. Jeffrey pulled out a fairly large reefer. Me and him took turns toking. The band kicked into the psychedelic warhorse "Astronomy Domine" which is best described as sounding like "rock'n'rollStar Trek". WOW!
That song ran for about 4 minutes or so but it seemed to last more like around 40 minutes to me. That's marijuana minutes for you.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 10, 2010
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mazes and monsters

little known movie starring Tom Hanks, based on Dungeons and Dragons, and was released around the same time as national outcry feared D&D was going to be some twisted Lovecraftian cult.
"'Big' was Tom Hanks' best movie ever!"
"Shut up D&D-mo. Go see Mazes and Monsters."
by kataklyzmik August 8, 2006
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so what if I'm the monster

the iconic line from our goddess gabbie hanna while explaining her song on Genius lyrics
dumbass 1: have you heard of this so what if I'm the monster meme?
*gabbie bursts through the door*
"so whAt IF I'M THE MONSTEEEEEEEAAAAR"
by chichrigga December 11, 2018
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1 beer 15 minutes

The act of consuming only one beer within fifteen minutes. This is the alcoholics supreme challenge. In theory, it is not possible for an alcoholic to drink only 1 beer at the bar within 15 minutes. The drink will last either 5 minutes, or will turn into three to four drinks within that 15 minutes, or they will give up and stay at the bar for extended hours.

The theorum has been tested generally during the hours of 2pm-3pm during work hours, or immediately following office hours, generally 5pm. The 2pm-3pm attempts are normally coordinated through instant messenger or email, and involve serious planning on leaving the office in increments to not appear suspicious.

note: 98% of the time, all participants of the Pittsburgh area fail.
<through instant messenger>

sparky: "the vpn is down again man. the goat must have chewed through the phone line"

Duds: "Bob's Place. 1 beer 15 minutes"

Sparky: "i'll gather the crew."

20 min later...

Crew member: "i wonder if they know we're gone??"

60 minutes later...

crew is still at the bar, with no intention on returning until 9pm, only to go people bowling in the kitchen with water bottles, while smoking cigarettes, and someone decides its a good idea to shread a roll of toilet paper all over the men's room
by milkacow June 26, 2008
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New York minute

n. Stupid, retarded Olsen Twins movie about 2 fucktards running loose in NYC.
Gigantic waste of film. One of the worst movies of all time.
I turned that shit off in a New York Minute.
by keyshaw October 1, 2004
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Monster Rancher

by big mike the man October 31, 2003
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