Mondel

(Verb) To smash with a hammer.

Me and my friends mondeled E.T. after finding him wandering near the parkway.

by Scarmigliodon December 5, 2025

JT Monday

The misconception that a Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday is actually Monday.

I mean, I kinda thought today was JT Monday.

by Seafra October 9, 2008

Kool Moed

to be unintentionally killed by your teammate in a video game.

"Oh my god! You just Kool Moed me with that rocket launcher!"

by gamejabber.com October 15, 2008

Moonshine Monday

The day of the week when people (specifically college students) Drink a homemade brew of alcohol.

Yo its Moonshine Monday get out that brew you have under your bed!

by Beagle Love April 8, 2009

Jack'Moed

Someone steals something from you.

The other day i left my keys in my Hummer and someone jack'moed my wheels.

Some homo jack'moed my beer! Im gonna kill that ho!

by aRaBidGecKo II June 10, 2009

Raspberry Monday

When a man kicks off the week by smearing a pot of raspberry mouse on his girlfriends pussy, and then licks it off while she holds a a bullet to her clitoris.

Hopefully results in her squirting raspberry flavoured pussy juice into his mouth.

Baby i cant wait to get home tonight, I love a good Raspberry Monday!

by RaspberryMonday July 12, 2010

soviet monday

where you dressed up with something russian on a monday. maybe every monday.

friend - why the hell you dressed like a russian?
you - because its soviet monday (said in russian accent)

by parsnip02 of youtube September 28, 2010