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Green Mind 

A concept about someone pondering on the environmental and ecological consequences of every action they or anyone takes.
Mathilda: Rachel, why does Josh ride a bike to school everyday?
Rachel: Because, he has a green mind. He is reducing his carbon footprint by not asking his mom to drive him to school.
Mathilda: That dude really cares about the environment.
Green Mind by Lighter_Waterfalls August 30, 2020
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Woke mind virus 

A term created by right wing politicians that lable people who disagree with their beliefs and ideologies, because like the left and all other political parties and affiliations, only they are right and everyone else are mentally ill.

People who use this phrase immediately invalidate their arguments because this is genuinely one of the stupidest label ever invented
Tom: "Did you here that Katie is Trans? He goes by Kyle now"
Rob: "damn, another person infected with the woke mind virus. The west has truly fallen"
Tom: "you sound so fuckong stupid right now"
Woke mind virus by Sexymf333 August 23, 2023

CVS mind games 

When you just bought some candy and are leaving and that skank behind the desk say's "You forgot your change sir" and when you get over there she grabs you and rapes you in your No-No Zone.
OMG! That skank and her CVS mind games.
CVS mind games by Jjht June 17, 2004

Mega mind's left ball sack 

This person has a piss kink

So if you name your friend mega mind's left bade sack, they have a pisskink
Person 1: Did you know if you name someone Mega mind's left ball sack they have a piss kink
Person 2: Dude no way, that means.... I have a piss kink

Woke Mind Virus 

A phrase used by the alt-right, fascists, Republicans, conservatives and various other right-wingers to imply that a concern for an issue is symptomatic of mental illness. The concerns that might lead to accusations of having the virus are typically liberal or left-wing in nature and particularly those of social justice regarding minority groups are most likely to provoke this accusation. Typically concerns regarding causes or issues conservatives care about never lead to accusations of being infected by the woke mind virus although it is such a nebulous term that it can and has been leveled by conservatives at other conservatives over slight differences in opinions.

This term has led to the disuse of the term "political correctness" which preceded it and likewise could be used to refer to anything the accuser disliked.
"EVERY RESTAURANT IS INFECTED WITH THE WOKE MIND VIRUS. RHEEEEEEE!!!!"
"Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave again. You can't just call your waiter the n-word."

Virgin Mind 

Where someone is totally naive and simplistic about almost every situation from world poverty to elephant ears such as a virgin is about having sex for the first time as they want it to be perfect and amazing.
Doug: Hey, what do you think about going to India?

Jess: I really want to go to India because the elephants are really big and have nicer ears than elephants at the zoo.

Doug: Wow, you have such a virgin mind about travelling.

Change My Mind

A phrase that is commonly used to get someone who disagrees your opinion to challenge it.

An online series hosted by Steven Crowder that is used to spark conversation on controversial issues.
Steven Crowder - Male Priviledge Is A Myth. Change My Mind
Change My Mind by ItsMoses31 March 28, 2019