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meltenstein

When a guy is always around his girlfriend all of the time, we refer to him as meltenstein.

GOD YOU'RE SUCH A MELTENSTEIN

by buttmonkeycockell July 29, 2011

Virgin Mind

Where someone is totally naive and simplistic about almost every situation from world poverty to elephant ears such as a virgin is about having sex for the first time as they want it to be perfect and amazing.

Doug: Hey, what do you think about going to India?

Jess: I really want to go to India because the elephants are really big and have nicer ears than elephants at the zoo.

Doug: Wow, you have such a virgin mind about travelling.

by buttmonkeycockell March 31, 2013