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unwed mother

Brie Ann has borne three children out of wedlock by Tyrone. Their union is without benefits of clergy so she is an unwed mother. Tyrone has children by Amber, Kiersten and Takeshia. He thinks there are others but is not sure.
by Richard Black April 29, 2005
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motherfuckery

1. The act or state of being a motherfucker.
When motherfucking snakes get on a motherfucking plane, you know there is some serious motherfuckery about.
by miles_underground January 2, 2009
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Motherfucker Style

Performing a deviant act with no regard to the welfare, safety or feelings of others.
I parked on the street last night and some thugs came about and stole the rims off my tires motherfucker style.
by Hamburger Time December 1, 2010
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Mother-in-lawlandia

The place where Clinical Psychologists living in Montana go when their dreams of a happy family life and frequent copulations are thwarted by lowlife social workers from Texas. The word is derived from an incident involving a Clinical Psychologist who became engaged to a divorced woman living in Texas with her two children. The psychologist attempted to convince the social worker that he would be a good father if he gave up custody rights and let his children move to Montana with their mother. To sweeten the deal, he explained that they could live in a house with a mother-in-law apartment.

For two years the Clinical Psychologist harassed the social worker through emails including an increasingly bizarre combination of insults and scientific literature reviews. He even tried to force the hand of the social worker by marrying and impregnating his ex-wife. When he finally became convinced that the social worker did not want to become a better father by giving up his children, he abruptly moved into the mother-in-law apartment, armed himself with a shotgun and a hook-on beard, and declared himself the ruler of the soverign nation of Mother-in-lawlandia.

After a shoot-out with ATF agents ended with his mortal wounding, the Clinical Psychologist was found muttering, "Including snow! Including snow!" which he continued doing until he expired.

Since this incident, any time a Clinical Psychologist living in Montana goes crazy after waiting until his late 30s to find a suitable mate who lives 5 hours away by plane and is thwarted for two years by her ex-husband in his attempt to set up a houshold with her in Montana, he is said to have gone to Mother-in-lawlandia.
If that crazy mother-fucking Clinical Psychologist doesn't hurry up and get laid, he'll end up in Mother-in-lawlandia.
by Webster February 12, 2005
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mother hen

A female pimp who controls prostitutes and arranges clients for them, taking part of their earnings in return.
Her girls felt safer working for her than for previous abusive male pimps. Indeed, Maddie was a 'mother hen' with a reputation for protecting her girls.
by talk2me-JCH2 September 22, 2022
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epic mother fucker

A self destructive, overly dramatic compulsive liar with delusions of grandeur in need of a reality check. The Dada suggests kicking such person out to relieve all involved of such bloated egocentric mofo.
MoFo "I've got this, that, and a box of chips!"

Dude - "dang, he's all into his bloated super ego again....."

MoFo - "You can't leave, party not over yet"

Dude - "it's over for you, lets kick out the epic mother fucker (dada comes on)..."
by papasario September 3, 2013
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you're mother

A more exotic looking version of a hippo which still craves sexual pleasures but can't endure intercorse because they are stuck in there little car thing that you use when you're crippled and you need to go shopping at Safeway.
John: You're mother is a fat bitch!

Thomas: I know
by Cum hoarder November 2, 2020
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