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Fresh white morning

The process of waking up and deliberately applying a new coat of cum on your bedding, irregardless if your bed is already messy.
guy: Hey how was your morning?

girl: Yeah I started my day with a fresh white morning
guy: woah! I wasn't expecting your morning to be that exciting!
girl: Yeah I like to do it when I can.
by Skyjam June 18, 2017
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San Diego good morning

Walking someone up by licking there butthole
Jenni-josh woke me up by giving me a San Diego good morning I get so trashy

Addy-that's because you are
by Gimmesuk September 3, 2017
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Shaving The Morning Wood

One of the tens of thousands alternate sayings of masturbating your morning erection
"How often are you Shaving The Morning Wood?"
"Every Other Day"
by very hot man January 10, 2020
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Good mythical morning

rhett and link have a show!
by Rhett x link April 19, 2020
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you are my sunday morning

To be someone’s Sunday morning or to be told that “you are my Sunday morning” means that you are valued above all others. That this person would rather spend their precious personal time with you and you alone.

To have someone say this to you means that a relationship is also more than sex. That it’s you that they want to wake up to, to spend their life with.
by Ruth’s-rocket June 5, 2020
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top of the morning coffee

the greatest coffee ever made by an Irish man (Seán William McLoughlin)
top of the morning coffee is the best because its Irish
by Irish german February 15, 2022
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Morning Bread

The bread one eats in the morning or for breakfast as the first "meal" of the day, most typically when hungover/recovering from a messy and drunken endeavor
Jon: "Hey Sarah I could really do with some Morning Bread, my head is just thumping from last night. You seen it anywhere?"
Sarah: "Sure here it is, I just had some myself. Found it in a saucepan under the table- last night must've been messy!"

Jon: "Brought a loaf of Morning Bread with me tonight, sure I'll need it! If anyone steals any I'll personally kick their ass... after getting rid of my inevitable hangover."
by UkubabyBreadFanatic22 July 23, 2011
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