Honey Monster

A gentleman, usually a friend, who manages to find and seduce many desirable females in a polite manner despite an apparent lack or drout of such women.

Elliot: Dude, did you hear Ed has got himself another new honey and I can't even find one.

Rob: Man, that guy is a Honey Monster.

by E EL DEE August 3, 2008

sack monster

A predominately large male who goes gaga over large hairy balls. Attacking them in the fashion of a beast.

Hey look at Josh gobble those ballz, he's such a SACK MONSTER.

by Nighttygr October 14, 2008

gooch monger

someone who is a gooch whore. One who opens their gooch (A.K.A. grundle) to anyone.
This means this person will show his gooch to anyone

Johnny has been such a gooch monger lately.

by Squeeeeek March 16, 2009

Cockness Monster

A penius so large it is said to be of the same length and gerth of the Lock Ness Monster's.

She thought she was cute so I showed her the Cockness Monster.

by The Amazing Larry January 13, 2011

chocolate star monster

A Chocolate Star Monster is a Homorsexual male who prefer's to give anal intercourse and not receive it.

"Look at the size of the gay brick layer, you can tell he is a chocolate star monster, no queer boy could handle him"

by BrightEyez March 12, 2008

church of the flying spaghetti monster

The most accurate religion in existence, although it seems that everyone gets all pissy when you tell them that you're converting to it.

You: "Hey I've decided to switch to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which I can do because I have the freedom of religion"

Your friend: "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL THAT'S SO STUPID YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD GO TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT"

by The Only Andy Christ February 1, 2018

monster garage

A television show on the Discover Channel that is hosted by Jesse James. They do crazy custom conversions of cars, bikes, boats and other cool stuff.

Did you see the turbo boat they made into a car on Monster Garage?

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004