monkey trap

a trap designed to catch animals too smart to fall for an ordinary trap i.e. monkeys and people. It works by appealing to their greed such as a job that sucks but pays to well to let go of, or a relationship which is empty or destructive but offers certain perks which make it hard to escape.
The original monkey trap involves a hollow coconut chained to a stake and baited with food. It has a hole large enough for the monkey to put its hand into, but too small to remove its hand while holding the bait. The monkey needs only to let go to escape, but gets caught because it refuses to let go in its panic to keep its precious find.

I hate this job, but it pays too well for me to quit and get a straight job. What a monkey trap.

by kwincy March 13, 2005

monkey ballin

1. The act of hanging around and bullshitting. Often used synonimously with the term stagalate. This word originates from the Southern regions of the Chicagoland Area by a species known as late-ass-us-colorus-people-timus.

2. The one friend that manages to stop all productive activities. This person (the monkey baller) usually has nothing better to do with there time so they proceed with dumb questions and even dumber activities that distract others f/ completing tasks

1. Dude 1: I thought we was hittin the club tonight

Dude 2: We are man shit stop rushing I'm almost ready.

Dude 1: Stop lyin n*gga you been sittin here playin that game for the past three hours. Im leavin cuz yo ass gonna keep monkey ballin.

2. You need to quit hangin around Sam's monkey ballin ass. Keep fuckin around you ain't never gonna have that paper done.

by The Life November 5, 2007

monkey milk

A term used for talking about ejaculation in a man while the elderly or young children are within earshot

Dad: Hey mum that monkey milk was wild last night
Mum: yeah I know, it was just so thick and creamy.
Little Johnny: What the hell is monkey milk?!

by Prophet Mech June 9, 2005

monkey nuts

a large, hairy scrotum.

nigga, yo monkey nuts be stinking up my crib! you best wash that stank off!

by kyle marx April 10, 2003

monkey sugar

Monkey sugar is a (rather funny) way of saying that something is good, or all right.

The pictures on rotten.com aren't monkey sugar. However, Kamel Reds are very monkey sugar.

by Mr-Illusion May 19, 2006

monkey Hanger

The proud fans of the best team in the north of england, nay the world. Famed for their play off highjinks and for putting their poor next door neighbours, (darlo fc) well and truely in the shade that is the beckoning conference!

Monkey Hangers rule, darloids drool

by nim May 27, 2004

Monkey Spakle

A. When a monkey spuges on the shower to re do the caulking.

B. High velocity, clumpy male ejaculation after prolonged periods of penis disuse.

C. When you can't jack off unless a girl is making monkey noises.

D. Bananna Flavored Cum

When you run out of caulk all you have is monkey spakle.

by I Cup In January 10, 2006