Meat Cans

Some very nice, preferably big breasts the size of big cans of meat, that of course are delicious ;)

She sure had some very nice Meat Cans!!!!!!

I can't stop staring at her amazing Meat Cans.

by EDH85 May 3, 2015

Meat Cocktail

A term used when someone sticks their cock in a pile of meat.

Bro, I just made a meat cocktail with that bowel of ground beef over there.

Nice

by Chiggatilo December 12, 2018

meat tea

verb:The act of soaking one's balls in hot water and serving it to an unknowing victim.

Dude, this taste like meat tea.

by doopi April 20, 2014

Meat Mangler

When a person stalks your penis or has a serious obsession with your tool.

Robyn: Baby i want it

Rell: Damn it im playing madden

Robyn: Please baby

Rell: Damn it woman stop acting like such a meat mangler!

by Rello84 September 19, 2011

meat hamster

noun
a member of a gym that has enlarged muscles, but hands and feet stay the same, resembling a large hamster

Hey, check out that meat hamster buying protein shakes.

by PizzaBabyHorsePoserMagee October 19, 2010

meat sausage

The genitalia of a man, specifically the penis. It is similar to a wiener, but significantly larger and plumper and often has a slight curve. Meat sausage.

Did you see that guy's meat sausage? It was the size of a kubasa.

by dude9er October 1, 2013

Beatest meat

One who aspires to beat meat everyday without hesitation,embarassment or perendination. The beatest meat tends to beat their meat more often than anyone else

Tree is the beatest meat of them all

by Tomokiman September 20, 2016