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McDonald’s Money

McDonald’s Money defines an amount of money between 5 and 15 $, considering that this amount is roughly what the average person spends at McDonald’s . One can also replace it with any other cheap fast food restaurant.
Jake: bro, I found money on the ground yesterday

Max: really? How much?

Jake: just McDonald’s money

Mimi: I got a steal from the flea market yesterday

Anna: what was it?
Mimi: I bought this huge painting for literal Burger King Money

Ina: Don’t throw you clothes away, just sell them on vinted, like I do

Lilly: do you make any money of it though?

Ina: well yeah, nothing major though. Just some McDonald’s money
McDonald’s Money by Mariageorge November 18, 2025

McDonald's it up

To visit McDonald's as a special, indulgent treat; to celebrate or pamper oneself by enjoying fast food as a personal luxury.
I finally finished my exams, so tonight I'm going to McDonald's it up with a large fry and a milk shake.
McDonald's it up by Eti3nn3 June 1, 2026

Messy McDonald 

Sexual fetiche involving the usage of edibles, typically barbecue sauces during sexual intercourse.

Couples need to be in a sitting posture, with the part on the top in charge of the sauce spreading.

The most common situation involves rubbing the condiment on the laying's part chest.
Jack and Joan got aroused with all the barbecue handling during their company's end-of-year party and sneaked-out to pamper a messy McDonald in their car.
Messy McDonald by fidelito_ca December 20, 2010

Kronald McDonald 

When you got the munchies for McDonalds
Clark: Yo man I'm so ripped.

Noland: Me too. I got the muchies, let's get some Kronald McDonald
Kronald McDonald by ntzdeno33 October 1, 2011

patrick mcdonald

Fat, tall cunt who deserves to have low self esteem.
patrick mcdonald by MCDONALDTRUMP December 15, 2016

Lauren McDonald's 

Lauren always smells like McDonald's, and the perfume makes it smell like nuggets.
You always smell like Lauren McDonald's!