by Larry the legend November 23, 2021
Get the larry lopezmug. Real love which is between Louis tomlinson and Harry styles
And some of you don't know them cause the devil A.KA simon Cowell hide their relationship
And some of you don't know them cause the devil A.KA simon Cowell hide their relationship
Normal fan: omg Louis and Eleanor are so happy and so is harry and Taylor
Larry fan : love please tell me yoy joking the only real relationship is Larry stylinson
Normal fan: what
Larry fan shows her video
Normal fan : NO GURL I TELL YOU HARRY TOPS
Larry fan : NO LOUIS TOPS
Girl comes put of nowhere : you know what it hjnk they kinda share it
Larry fan : love please tell me yoy joking the only real relationship is Larry stylinson
Normal fan: what
Larry fan shows her video
Normal fan : NO GURL I TELL YOU HARRY TOPS
Larry fan : NO LOUIS TOPS
Girl comes put of nowhere : you know what it hjnk they kinda share it
by Roro1234 December 9, 2021
Get the Larry stylinsonmug. a OP unit in CR this guy is mad strong dont mess with him or else your balls will dissapear :( he is a skeli unit VERY STRONG TOATALLY NOT 1 HIT OR ANYTHING PLS DONT USE ARROWS ON HIM :((((((( or larry will come to your bed tonight :((((( very sad also larry has a father you dont 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
larry stronk
by cope+ratio+l January 27, 2022
Get the larrymug. A chronically unaware driver who sets up shop in the left lane of any major Florida highway, treating it less like a passing lane and more like a reserved cruise control runway. Left Lane Larry doesn’t discriminate—he might be a local with a “Salt Life” decal and a sunburned arm out the window, or a snowbird tourist in a rented Altima with both hands on the wheel and a wide-brimmed hat still on indoors.
Larry isn’t actively malicious—just militantly oblivious. He ignores flashing lights, honking horns, and the visible rage boiling in his rearview mirror. But try to pass him, and suddenly he becomes offended. He’ll match your speed just enough to box you in, like it’s a personal insult that you dared attempt efficiency.
He’s the kind of guy who would quote the speed limit like scripture while doing 63 in a 70 and holding back a convoy of 17 vehicles. The moment you go around, he speeds up—not to pass anyone, just to punish you for trying.
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Common Traits:
Drives a base-model vehicle: Camry, Impala, Altima, or a beige Buick with zero visible dents (but plenty of emotional ones)
Has a college parking decal that expired in 2013
Uses cruise control as a personality trait
Turn signal is optional (and usually left on for several counties)
May sport bumper stickers like:
“I brake for butterflies”
“My other car is a prayer”
Or ironically: “Keep Right Except to Pass”
Windows always up. Volume always low. Seat leaned forward like he's landing a plane.
Larry isn’t actively malicious—just militantly oblivious. He ignores flashing lights, honking horns, and the visible rage boiling in his rearview mirror. But try to pass him, and suddenly he becomes offended. He’ll match your speed just enough to box you in, like it’s a personal insult that you dared attempt efficiency.
He’s the kind of guy who would quote the speed limit like scripture while doing 63 in a 70 and holding back a convoy of 17 vehicles. The moment you go around, he speeds up—not to pass anyone, just to punish you for trying.
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Common Traits:
Drives a base-model vehicle: Camry, Impala, Altima, or a beige Buick with zero visible dents (but plenty of emotional ones)
Has a college parking decal that expired in 2013
Uses cruise control as a personality trait
Turn signal is optional (and usually left on for several counties)
May sport bumper stickers like:
“I brake for butterflies”
“My other car is a prayer”
Or ironically: “Keep Right Except to Pass”
Windows always up. Volume always low. Seat leaned forward like he's landing a plane.
Cop: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
Left Lane Larry: I was doing the speed limit.
Cop: In the passing lane. For 14 exits. With no one in front of you.
Left Lane Larry: I was setting the pace.
Left Lane Larry: I was doing the speed limit.
Cop: In the passing lane. For 14 exits. With no one in front of you.
Left Lane Larry: I was setting the pace.
by Pary Moppins July 10, 2025
Get the Left Lane Larrymug. Narcissistic. Insaciable. Sociopath. He's a liar and a cheat. He will move on to the next chick and leave you in tears. He will lie to your face and make you believe you are everything to him, while he's tell everyone else the same thing. Do not be his next victim.
by Just one of hundreds December 12, 2019
Get the Larry whitemug. by ShrewdSauce November 14, 2021
Get the Flaming Larrymug.