nice guys finish last

A phrase used by single men to explain their single status, usually in conversation with women, or in a personal ad. Often uttered in a whiny tone. (Actual niceness of the single man is largely irrelevant when using the term.)

When Julia turned him down for sex, Julio further justified her decision when he whined, "Nice guys finish last!"

by vestasmama August 27, 2006

Last Chance To Lose Your Keys

home on a saturday nite with all my doors locked up tight i won't think about you baby....
best song from brand new ever

it's girls like you that make me think i'm better off..HOME ON A SATURDAY NITE..

by davide January 9, 2005

last holiday

The WORST movie ever made starring Queen Latifah and a lot of other people who's careers just ended probably.

"I just saw Last Holiday and I think I lost several brain cells."

by Shasdfldfe3 June 28, 2006

last time I checked

The most annoying phrase a person can use to assert their know-it-all "knowledge."

Republican: It is immoral, and we shouldn't be funding it!

Democrat: It should only be a choice made by that person, not an authority! And by the way, we don't fund it...private donors fund it! What do you have to say about that?

Republican: Well, last time I checked, it is against the Bible and against the law!

Democrat: Oh, really? When WAS the last time you checked?

Republican: Awhile back when I was reading the...

Democrat: Awhile back, huh? Well you know what? What you read before 1973 doesn't matter anymore, because it is in fact NOT against the law, and the Bible holds no authority because of separation of church and state!

Republican: (speechless)

by JusLar April 27, 2011

I had yer grandma last night

It litterally means "I had sex with your grandmother last night."
It just removes the word 'sex' to make it shorter, like any other slang term.

Ryan: "Yo man, what were you doin' last night?"

Jack: "I had yer grandma last night"

Ryan: "What the hell man?! That's sick!"

by jeNANANANANAA BATMAN! April 11, 2009

last minute e buyer

A person who likes to bid on the things they want at the last 5 or 2 minutes, total pricks who put down a million dollars so no one would win the auction.

Mr.Jones likes to bid on the last minutes,
Mr.Jones must die!

by prince pwnage March 15, 2004

last yesterday

Means earlier today. Most offten used by Nancys that have been hanging around Bulgarian guys too long and have become thier pimp.

You know what happend last yesterday when Georgi came in to work this morning?

by Kelly Gorbey June 18, 2008