Leak Week 

1. Being on your period

2. On the rag

3. PMS

Ahhh shittt man, it's leak week. And I totally wanted to hit that tonight.

Leak Week by AshtonNichole September 30, 2008

Leadfoot Clothesline 

Leadfoot Clothesline occurs when the driver of a vehicle has to break suddenly at a high to moderate speed. Concerned for the safety of the passenger riding shotgun the driver thinks that in the event the seatbelt fails, or you are not wearing one. They believe they will be able to prevent you from hitting your face off the dashboard or being ejected from the car entirely nulling the laws of motion and momentum, using only but one fully extended right arm. This will always result in a back hand to the chest, neck or face and an immediate apology.

"I guess you didn't see that car pull out, thanks for trying to save me with the leadfoot clothesline but now my chest hurts."

Leadfoot Clothesline by Richkjak November 28, 2009

Leather Cookie

A Leather Cookie is a person who lives their life tanning out in the sun all year round, to the point of literally looking like their skin is made of leather. They are usually very flabby, wrinkly, dark brown, and flat when they're laying on their floral collapsible chair, and simply cook themselves in the heat of the sun. Therefore, they perfectly resemble a thoughtless cookie. Unfortunately they do not have the common courtesy to cover their shiny, leathery, gelatinous flesh with more than a bikini... to, of course, attract even more attention to their 'gorgeous' (and time consuming) complexion, and can cause blindness. If you live in Florida, however, it can be very contagious. These people are indefinitely prone to skin cancer.

"What's that dark splotch laying on the sand over there?"
"I don't know dude, looks like a beached whale or something."
"Ooohhh no it's just a leather cookie!"
"Ew, dude, how is that thing still alive?"
"It's probably got a week or so until skin cancer finally gets to it..."

Leather Cookie by DankSalsa January 11, 2010

Leaharna

A psychotically challenged ginger leprechaun, who has the ability to terrify grown men and subject people to an inquisition of the utmost intensity before allowing them to become apart of their inner circle.

if you're not careful there'll be leaharna at the end of that rainbow!

Leaharna by mcDingus February 7, 2010

Leaky Mouth Motha Fucka 

Some one who talks extremely to much, this person can't even hold water inside their mouth from talking way to much.

Lil Nae Nae: Guess what girl, your boyfriend got this girl pregnant.
Shundra: Let me call this fool.
Tyrone: Hello
Shundra: Did you really get a girl pregnant.
Tyrone: Lil Nae Nae a leaky mouth motha fucka.

Leaky Mouth Motha Fucka by Mac78 January 29, 2012

leaserig

A magical place with Unicorns and Rainbows where people go to rent hash. Crypto-Currency hashpower that is! There are poopyheads, Unicorns, Aussies and all other types of fictional characters.

"This was the most fantastic, awesome, great, wonderful experience I have ever had in my life. Renting this rig caused future generations of my children to become leaders in various countries and led to the civilization of 5 planets outside of our own solar system. After the civilization we began to make friendly and useful contact with other species and eventually developed a planetary federation dedicated to peace. All because I rented from Leaserig"

leaserig by miaviator June 26, 2014

learic 

Beatiful, smart,independent, confident,wise. A loving and loves the Lord type of girl.

Learic is such a pretty word.

learic by love.laugh.live March 14, 2015