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knob swab

Steven Colbert's band is full of knob swabbers
by Rosieola2013 October 30, 2015
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Knob job

Tying your dick to a door knob and slamming the door
I tried out that new knob job thing it really hurts but I finished so quick.
by SponkeyDonkey August 17, 2018
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knob monkey

A good mate who amuses you endlessly but you can't bring yourself to admit it openly is a knob monkey.
Dave, I can't believe you said that, you're a proper knob monkey!
by Kane LAKUK October 21, 2022
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slob on my knob

slob on my knob
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/

1. to open the door for a lady to enter first

2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty
"Would you be so kind as to slob on my knob?"
"of course, m'lady."

"there is slob on my knob."
by Gentleman's Guide November 25, 2019
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Door knobs

Nipples that are swollen or are bruised, usually after someone has been "titty twisted". Resembles the nipples being twisted like door knobs.
Joey: Yo, look how bruised Patrick's nipples are.
Jason: Yea, those are some crazy door knobs
by Stan the Man 54 December 11, 2016
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knob gobbler

A non-amourous visitor to one's nether regions
There was nothing left of me after that knob gobbler gobbled my knob.
by testacular August 16, 2016
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dirty knob

Any fan or enthusiast of films or television shows featuring American actor Rob Schneider
I can't believe Dominic is a dirty knob. Doesn't he know Rob Schneider hires the migrant workers at Lowes to choke him while he pleasures himself?
by herbertdroo October 11, 2022
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