by Rosieola2013 October 30, 2015

by SponkeyDonkey August 17, 2018

A good mate who amuses you endlessly but you can't bring yourself to admit it openly is a knob monkey.
by Kane LAKUK October 21, 2022

slob on my knob
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/
1. to open the door for a lady to enter first
2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/
1. to open the door for a lady to enter first
2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty
by Gentleman's Guide November 25, 2019

Nipples that are swollen or are bruised, usually after someone has been "titty twisted". Resembles the nipples being twisted like door knobs.
by Stan the Man 54 December 11, 2016

A non-amourous visitor to one's nether regions
by testacular August 16, 2016

I can't believe Dominic is a dirty knob. Doesn't he know Rob Schneider hires the migrant workers at Lowes to choke him while he pleasures himself?
by herbertdroo October 11, 2022
