Kai's Disease

A disease in which a person is unable to use words properly between the hours of 7 PM and 9 AM.

Lauren: My pumpkin rot, but I didn't have time to carve it anyways.
Liam: I need to carve my watermelon.
Kai: I need to cave my Lukas.
Kai: *gourd
Liam: Kai have you taken your Kai's Disease medicine tonight?

by epikliam October 27, 2021

Kai cenat

The man who single-handedly destroyed any grains of hope remaining for gen alpha.

Because of Kai Cenat, gen alpha is fucked.

by Plague doc December 15, 2023

Kai

The absolute best FM (food master) you could ever hope to have. Organised and efficient. Handover, friendly and funny with a secret penchant for tabletop role play games. Every friend group should have a Kai.

Man, so glad we got us a Kai in the group.

Ah shit, I wish we had a Kai too.

by Cytherea 420 April 18, 2019

kai ward

head of navy section even tho hes not a higher rank what an un grateful fucker

"fuck you kai ward" im soory the feild gun was up my bum

by mr manequin November 22, 2021

Kai

Cool, smart, hot, seggsy lawyer, gay ash, has great music taste, cool chef, seggsy real estate agent, very seggsy.

"Kai is so cool"

"Kai is the best"

"Kai is the best real estate agent"

"Kai is so smart"

by Flanlover333 July 2, 2021

aren-kay

well done, you've learned pig latin and you said karen

get the aren-kay mug

by Afishgato May 4, 2022

Kai

Kai has a long dick. Sometimes He fuck good looking womens with big tits with a big ass. He is very smart anderen every women wants him.

"Kais dick ist very big"

by CykaBlyatMan12348 January 7, 2019