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johnny blitzcreak 

Cold, chilly, freezing
(Not to be confused with johnny blitzberg)
It's bare johnny blitzcreak today innit' bruv
johnny blitzcreak by Baddaman January 14, 2008

johnny duracell

basically someone who is full of beans! Will keep your remote control running for years. definatley a Poser. Likes to go clubbing in the Garage and campus and will keep goin till the early hours of the morning! Likes coffee. Charming. Gets kicked out of clubs. Cousins girlfriends doesnt like him(YET). Loves pizza. Generous and likes to give to charity and gives time to other people. Gives his body to many people (unlucky in love :() thinks he made up yes or no, but really we did! HE bounces it better than most people....wooooooooooooo! Wearing a green t-shirt. bEST BUDS with JT :D thinks i have the best comfy handshake ever! only likes chips and cheese from diablero's.
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johnny duracell can go all night!!!

Johnny Red Shoes 

to be extremly organised
some people think about what they are doing tomorrow or next week, a "Johnny Red Shoes" plans for no less time than 2 years ahead, this is not for big things like moving house, hoildays, etc, this is for Video Game purchases, DVD/Blu-ray rentals, etc.
Johnny Red Shoes by MonkeySXOC October 16, 2010

Johnny Rag 

The piece of cloth/rag one ejaculates into as a last resort because there is nowhere else to do it without making a mess
"Last night I was watching a movie with Megan Fox and I got my Johnny rag ready in case things got cray cray!!"
Johnny Rag by saigon22 June 17, 2012

Johnny Cabbing 

Posing as a cab driver to commit sexual offences.
Jimmy got caught Johnny Cabbing last night. He's probably going to get 15 years.