by Sarcia26 May 23, 2020
A currently fictional device concept - the Jizz Soccer, Jizz Socker or Jizz Sock-ker is a two piece apparatus. One piece is conceived to have a pneumatic pumping action sleeve designed to fit over a penis and is fitted with a wireless or wired receiver. The second piece is a glove fitted with motion sensors and a transmitter. The intended function of the jizz socker is to allow the person wearing the penis sleeve to be cranked off by a complete stranger utilising the glove device in tandem with an internet connection.
"That Jizz Socker session last night was immense... ladyboy69xOxO has one hell of a grip!!"
Ready to rock with a Jizz Socker'd cock! PM me plz!! X_X
Ready to rock with a Jizz Socker'd cock! PM me plz!! X_X
by Stick900 November 12, 2018
Having a wet dream. Refers to the gains goblin - the goblin is stealing your hard-earned semen retention gains.
Happens often during NoFap reboots.
Happens often during NoFap reboots.
"Did you fuckin coom at porn again?" asked the Indian.
"No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb.
"No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb.
by kshantik January 17, 2022
by legratsp October 08, 2013
Sarah: Ohw youd doingh?
Jim: What? I can't understand you at all.
Danny: She's got jizz lock from all that blowbang she did last night.
Sarah: ugh huhh.
Jim: What? I can't understand you at all.
Danny: She's got jizz lock from all that blowbang she did last night.
Sarah: ugh huhh.
by MaxPowerCOO October 04, 2013
An underground competitive sport played by either men or women where a party of 6 or more competitors play various games involving guzzling, shooting, snorting, swimming and ingesting semen.
by aldini-thegreat March 27, 2018
A plain, simple, preferably cheap although not too cheap or it sticks to the skin roll of toilet paper cleverly hidden in one's room for usage of cleaning up one's mess proceeding a successful wanking.
by adem g September 08, 2013