2 definition by highonjizz

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When someones extremely intoxicated on hard drugs

"buddys flying, hes on a strong batch of jizz"
"whats wrong with him? Is he high on jizz? .. Yea, hes jizzerd."
"Did you get the jizz?"
"Hes on cum bro"
"Hes got jizz for brains"

by highonjizz March 10, 2016

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dick for ears

When someone has poor taste in music

"She was listening to country, she has dick for ears"

by highonjizz March 10, 2016

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