Definitions by highonjizz

High on jizz 

When someones extremely intoxicated on hard drugs

"buddys flying, hes on a strong batch of jizz"
"whats wrong with him? Is he high on jizz? .. Yea, hes jizzerd."
"Did you get the jizz?"
"Hes on cum bro"
"Hes got jizz for brains"

High on jizz by highonjizz August 2, 2016

dick for ears 

When someone has poor taste in music

"She was listening to country, she has dick for ears"

dick for ears by highonjizz August 2, 2016