January 17

Kristin's birthday and u are a baddie

Izzy: Who's birthday is it?

Kris: it's mine January 17
Izzy: oh HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU IS A BAD BIHHHH

by Mr. Sadboy October 26, 2019

January 20

National kick tall people day. Hate being short? Well today you have the right to kick anybody taller than you and they can’t kick you back. This is one of the greatest days in existence.

Me: Lol it is January 20, national kick a tall person day this is stupid
My 5’0 friend: Today is your last day alive

by Motherfukmydonkeypls January 18, 2021

January 17

national give your guy friend sloppy toppy day

on this day you must give a guy friend the sloppiest blowjob possible if he asks

Chad: "hey Emily, its January 17, you know what that means."

Emily: "fine pull down your pants"

by b1gdickb33 January 16, 2021

January 24th

Punch a Max day. We all know one. We all wanna punch one.

Leilani: yoooo it's january 24th tomorrow!
Everyone: ayy let's go hu maxxx
Max: ayyy

by 16rosel January 23, 2020

January 17

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 17
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

JANUARY 21st

GANG APPRECIATION DAY.

I'm going to be celebrating JANUARY 21ST with a lot of people this year

by ẞreeze January 21, 2020

January 30

National ask you crush out day! If u are to afraid to ask for crush out...January 30th is the day

Boy: “hey do u wanna go out sometime?”
Crush: “yes! How come u suddenly asked me!”
Boy: “it’s January 30th!”

by anonymous December 7, 2020