Jizz Hands
Jizz Hands by John Locke 'n' Load September 22, 2017
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Jizz Feet
Jizz Feet is a term used by males after getting out of a shower that did not drain properly. A male nearly always jerks off in the shower, thus leaving him walking around with sperm on his feet after getting out of a shower that did not immediately drain.
Jizz Feet by Cubby Dubby July 11, 2018
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jizz accident
1) Ejaculate that ends up in an undesirable location, typically as a result of masturbation. For example, on a keyboard, laptop, computer monitor, a pet. May cause damage and will always require unpleasant cleanup.
2) A horrible person whose conception is viewed as an tragic accident. Usually a total motherfucker and a douchebag and usually a male.
Implies that their father's semen should not have come in contact with his mother's egg for the better good of humanity. Example: Adolf Hitler.
2) A horrible person whose conception is viewed as an tragic accident. Usually a total motherfucker and a douchebag and usually a male.
Implies that their father's semen should not have come in contact with his mother's egg for the better good of humanity. Example: Adolf Hitler.
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"I just had a major jizz accident. My keyboard is soaked in cum".
2)
"Donald Trump's dad should have pulled out"
- "Yeah, he's such a jizz accident".
"I just had a major jizz accident. My keyboard is soaked in cum".
2)
"Donald Trump's dad should have pulled out"
- "Yeah, he's such a jizz accident".
jizz accident by alveraan July 27, 2018
Jizz jetway
Jizz jetway by Metallovinslut January 26, 2019
Jizz wizz
Jizz wizz by Princessdonkey February 16, 2020