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Human Lantern

When you take a flashlight and shove it up someone's anus and proceed to turn it on. Thus creating a human lantern.
The power went out at julie's house so i gave her the human lantern.
by freddyfredjoe February 15, 2009
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Human Salt Lick

wetting your balls then dipping them into salt and teabagging someone.
Dude, hes out, hurry! Give him the Human Salt Lick
by Rick Bross January 27, 2009
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human bath mat

it's when a midget with dreads lays flat on their stomach and you use them to dry your feet after a sexy bath.
Jake:Why's that midgets hair so dirty?
Mike: With all that human bath mat action you really shouldn't be surprised.
by jazeck May 21, 2010
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human

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U A FUCKING ALIEN TO LOOK THIS SHIT UP HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
human-----ur a douchebag
by roflolman12 November 5, 2010
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Human Traffic Cone

When two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park inbetween them
Guy 1: did you see the Human Traffic Cone?

Guy 2: Hellz ya i got that shit in one try
by Concon125 December 14, 2010
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Human Luggage

When you put all of your clothes on a midget who is wearing roller skates, and pull him like luggage.
I'm pulling my human luggage through the air port right now.
by Cristina8806 March 2, 2011
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Human Operating System

Human Operating System, HOS is a system of operation or procedure of living of human beings, like religion, way of life in cities, belief, etc,.
Human Operating System, HOS is like DOS, the Disk Operating System of Personal Computers.

Religious way of life is like an operating system of human beings believing some religion to protect them and develop them to the highest levels of life with the most happiness and peace and health !
It is also comparable to Vegetarian-system of life.
It can also be LOS, a Living-beings' Operating System.

The HOS is researched and developed continuously for finding out and following the best possible practical way of life for achieving one's own goals in life !
It is to try leverage the co-operative power of communities for safe, healthy, prosperous and peaceful life of every one.
HOS can also be so simple as better ways for a human being to progress in life happily --
Sample Daily routine procedure like, Wake up early, drink plenty of water, finish toiletry & washing up, meditation or peaceful planning for the day ahead, break fast, safe travel, planned work in a good team spirit and respect for every fellow living being, humane leadership, healthy conclusion, safe-journey-home, washing-up, lovely chat with family members, dine together, relax , study, research, develop further and meditatively sleep early to get up early for another day of better life !
by faruqhsj July 9, 2011
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