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Having a Blind Circle-Jerk

When a group of people are thoughtlessly agreeing with each other even if they are holding opposing views.
"Why are all those people talking at the same time? Are they high?"
Nah dude, they're having a Blind Circle-Jerk.
by GroceryClerk July 4, 2018
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I'm having a midlife crisis

if this gets published i'll Indiana Jones laso my dick and swing on it
I'm having a midlife crisis please helm me HELP! OH GOD!

****SATIRE*****
by Baznigger April 25, 2019
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Have a pull on the White Owl

Suck my dick. In referance to cheap White Owl cigars
Why dont you have a pull on the White Owl
by perfx May 19, 2017
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I’ll have a Kaitlyn Jenner

A fountain drink order comprised of half Coke and half Diet Coke.
I’ll have a Kaitlyn Jenner.
by Schultzamatic February 16, 2018
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Have I Been Pwned

HIBP (Have I Been Pwned) is a data breach search engine. You may search with your email or password to see if your personal data has been published online.

Founded in 2013, HIBP has grown substantially and even has organizations such as the FBI providing them compromised data.

HIBP has an API and notification service for receiving a notice if your info has been posted.

Cloudflare partnered with HIBP to use K-anonymity for the password search. Doing so, your full password doesn't need to be sent to the server to check if it's been in a breach. The hashed passwords' prefix is sent rather, and the client does the rest of the work.
Person - "I've been getting security notice emails/other sus events"
Person's friend - "Check if you've been breached on Have I Been Pwned, good chance you're on there!"
by mak0001 September 8, 2021
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I have serious hemorrhoids!

A pickup line made from the gods.

You can put it on a mug and every woman that sees it immediately falls in love with you.
Guy: I have serious hemorrhoids!
Girl: Ew!
Guy: :(
GIrl: Im just kidding its so hot
by SpaghettiLover609 December 16, 2022
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u have epic gae

tony (stares at mans ass) man (turns around) "NOW U HAVE EPIC GAE"
tony (cries)
by COBY MUDA FUGGA May 20, 2019
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