Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

herpz

a discordian tubby who has a 0.1 KD in fortnite

omg did you see herpz get destroyed by geach in fortnite? that was so funny

by therealgeach April 7, 2025

Herpes

You can get herpes from fighting someone and beating them with blood and saliva on you

“Ima beat this **** ass because he gave my sister herpes”

by Treyouip April 16, 2025

Herpy Ass

What you get after you haven't waxed your ass hole in so long you wax it and develop a rash around your freshly waxed anus

Vanessa said she hasn't had her ass hair waxed in so long that doing it now would probably cause herpy ass.

by Awesomelesbowife February 22, 2026

Herped up

When someone has herpies you could say there herped up.

Damn bro your herped up.

by Losingblood May 9, 2025

HERpocrisy

When a man does it, it’s wrong but when a women does it, it’s right.

HERpocrisy is when a man sleeps with many women, he is considered a misogynist f*ck boy. If a woman sleeps with many men even for money or on camera it is considered “sexual empowerment.” If a man displays strength it’s considered toxic masculinity. If a woman displays strength, she is considered strong and independent.

by Stranger Daze of UIC June 13, 2025

Herpes

Herpes is 1% physical, and 99% psychological. This is because the skin condition itself is mild and only causes several “outbreaks” throughout your lifetime. What is far far worse is the fact the Internet has no consensus on whether or not to tell people you have herpes before sex.
I am honored to tell everyone that I have gone through the pain and suffering required to have a definitive answer on this:
NO!!
NEVER TELL ANYONE YOU HAVE HERPES— EVER!!
IT’S FUCKING STUPID!!
THEY WILL NOT UNDERSTAND!!
IT’S NOT “NICE” TO TELL PEOPLE BECAUSE IT SCARES THE FUCK OUT OF THEM FOR DEADASS NO REASON!!

IT DOESN’T MATTER IF IT’S SOMEONE YOU’VE TALKED TO FOR NINE MONTHS , OR IF IT’S A LITERAL WHORE ON THE STREET!! DO. NOT. TELL. THEM!!

STDS ARE LOVE!!
STOP BEING AFRAID OF “ADULT COOTIES” AND START FUCKING!!

YOU’RE FUCKING WELCOME!!

Anyone to a literally anyone they want to fuck: “I have herpes”
Their response every time: “I will not have sex with you”

by Magherra June 22, 2025